Michael Jackson

Unbelievable news. I don’t have any type of STDs and I have now signed for a new club. Now that I’m clean 🧼 new club new me 😎#youareallhaters

@PC_ETHAN4 @UPLFIFA @UPL_Tottenham Don’t you play in the same “tinpot” league

Mikey is looking for a new club 👍🏻 please dm me for a top striker if I’ve played against you. You know what I’m about @UPLFIFA @PC_ETHAN4 @UPL_Tottenham

@UPLArsenal_ Looking for a new club 👍🏻 hopefully your bums aren’t too sore since the last meeting

@DesertChimps @UPLFIFA I am outraged. I was by far the best player in the league.... you guys couldn’t handle me. PATHETIC. You grubby 48 hour deodorant muncher. @UPLFIFA

It’s worrying times for the chimps. We are under the impression that we’ve been kicked out of the @UPLFIFA Premier League. Here’s the chairmans input on the current situation: We at Desert Chimps feel extremely hurt by @UPLFIFA’s actions. We feel they are nonce.

@Harvibon @NotJako_ @DesertChimps @UPLArsenal_ And that’s before mikey got hold of her 😎

@NotJako_ @DesertChimps @UPLArsenal_ @MikeyJacksons Your mum looks like this. Hush.

@UPLArsenal_ Remeber this? You boys got schooled by @MikeyJacksons. We’ve also been informed that you tried to tap him up after he skull fucked you. Pathetic.

@DesertChimps @UPLArsenal_ It is was it is. I’m a world class player. If you want me to score goals I’ll be there. I’m better than the no legged retards this league had to offer.

@DesertChimps @Kixn1107 I heard this guy showers with his socks on.... disgusting if you ask me. Bunch of lubricants

@Kixn1107 Is a cheat and I hope The Yetis get relegated

@DesertChimps @BaldyMurray Looking good @BaldyMurray I bet your mums happy !

We at Desert Chimps will be taking part in #TightyWhiteyTuesday! Here’s @BaldyMurray’s submission on behalf of us...

Looked cute thought I’d upload for you lot after a sweaty session .... on clubs that is 🕺🏿 up the @DesertChimps

@DesertChimps Just had my vaccine last week asked if the doctor could also check my bum for poo. #indexfingersonly

@DesertChimps @UPL_Tottenham I am disappointed. But not even surprised. That team is riddled with dirty boys

@UPL_Tottenham’s Hard-drive has been thoroughly checked and we’ve come to the conclusion that it is a nonce. We at Desert Chimps will be saving all the photos and videos for research purposes. Thank you.

@DesertChimps @UPLChelseaFC Absolutely disgusting stuff, you should be ashamed and your SHITE. At pro clubs !

We at Desert Chimps do NOT condone this type of behaviour from @UPLChelseaFC’s manager.

@DesertChimps It’s a no brainer🤫

World Peace or Gromit Mug?

@UPLChelseaFC @UPL_PTFC @PC_ETHAN4 This is why chelsea are washed up club

@DesertChimps That’s so funny !

@DesertChimps So happy to be here, well I say that but this is the only club I haven’t got a restraining order at 🙃

Welcome to the Michael Jackson Arena, @MikeyJacksons.

📣 | Desert Chimps - Signing Thread Meet the squad below! @UPLFIFA

@DesertChimps @VPLRandy Can’t believe it I’m gutted ! If you want me to kiss it better let me know @VPLRandy X

@VPLRandy Couldn’t make the games this week due to injury.

Corr I’m knackered after all that bumming @DesertChimps. This will be an easy season tho 🤑😎

@DesertChimps I can’t wait to get my hands on some balls 👌🏼🤌🏼👍🏻