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@imbankke remove promotions that timeline are finished. I just joined but it's a shame to see this.

@tsuma_chris 😂😂you must learn some financial discipline, live within your means. Hii ni kama sherehe imekuwa too much 😅 Kibandaski & Co. Should be your friends. Usichochweee na kazii na pesaaa,,

This is my 3rd week kwa hii 9-5 job. Ni job ya field, all the 3weeks no transport allocation buana, been borrowing money from friends ndo nifike field na jioni they pressure us kutuma report. Jana wameweka half salary,nmetumia almost yote kulipa madeni.Huwa mnafanyaje huko? 💔

@WashiraX @TaxGPT Worst still is that, it's the same MPs & other leaders(executives) enacting finance bills to common mwanachi that 'Kulipa Ushuru ni kujitegemea' . Hypocrites!! Walipee

@TaxGPT 😆

KRA is not playing with MPs. In 2022, each MP was given 7.5M to buy a car. - Use it for work and, - After the term, keep it or sell it. In 2023, KRA caught wind of it. And quickly fired a tax demand to Parliament of Ksh 1B. KRA argued: - Car grants are gains from employment - If MPs were not in office, they wouldn’t get them - Ordinary citizens do not get car grants - If MPs can keep or sell the cars at will, that is a direct gain - It must be taxed under PAYE. Parliament pushed back that: - Car grants are reimbursements for work transport. - MPs are not employees - So this is not taxable income When KRA persisted, the parliament ran to court. - The tribunal agreed with KRA arguments and demand 100%. Parliament saw danger. In December 2024, MPs enacted the tax law amendment bill. They quickly changed the income tax law to read. - MPs car grants are not taxable - Even if the MP owns the asset And they backdated it to apply from 2022. KRA still wanted their money. Parliament ran to high court. Arguing, - How can KRA tax something we have already declared non taxable retrospectively? In 2026, High court sided with KRA demand of 1B. Now the matter heads to the Court of Appeal. What do you think: - Are MPs employees? - Should their car grants be taxed?

@NytoP2PMwangi I like that. Precise & Bold responses. I WILL NOT CONTRIBUTE!

Senior Counsel Nelson Havi paid school fees for a student at the Kenya School of Law! That same student came back with a second request, inviting the former LSK president to a fundraiser to renovate their church in Kangemi. Havi gave him a brutal response: “We do not need to build more churches for now. We need to build hospitals, schools, and roads. I will not contribute.” 🤣🤣 Is he right?

@ledamalekina @WilliamsRuto Where did they resign?

We must continue to support the @WilliamsRuto President’s unwavering fight against corruption. Public officers who break the law should not wait to be told to step aside they must resign and answer for their actions. Joe Sang, PS Liban, and Kiprop of EPRA resigned before being taken to court, and now they must face the full force of the law. Their attempt to create an artificial fuel shortage for personal gain was unethical and a betrayal of public trust. Such conduct has no place in our country’s leadership.

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@abuyamasta Wewe ni kama hata hujui hii stori venye inaflow, tulia achana Sammy or go back and listen to the whole story and the reason anaitisha pesa.

Sammy Kioko anaitisha Machakos county pending payment ya 19 million kama nani? Hapo nayo nasimama na Wavinya Ndeti but alipe Movata Designs pesa zao. After that Sammy Kioko anaweza enda kwa Movata Designs a claim pesa zake uko zenye alipea sister yake.

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@lxmwaniky Rada mkubwa?

Wueeh 🤧🤧

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Stage 2 Not sure what to expect but wish me luck 🙌

@KyaloIntel Sina senye. D msee

@Desertk010 Thegiu barikiwa na senye safi kaka 🙏🏾

Onyango Tate recorded a video of himself at Mount Kenya University saying, “EDUCATION IS A SCAM.” He pointed at cars in the parking lot, explaining how lecturers were struggling with loans and driving CHEAP CARS. Lecturers took this personally and had him expelled from the university due to gross misconduct. The boy went and worked on himself. He recently bought himself a Mercedes Benz. He has gone back to the university driving his new Mercedes Benz to greet lecturers and dean of students who expelled him. He parked his Mercedes near the Dean’s office, akashika ufunguo kwa mkono, na akaenda kusalimia DEAN kama anatingiza ufunguo ya Mercedes.😂😂 When the dean saw him coming, Onyango alifinya alarm ya gari. Na ikalia CHWII CHWII.. And he told the dean to escape the matrix. Why embarrass the dean of students yawa @Wuodnyakach_.

Why are banks making such huge profit?

Hapa ni kazi

@edgarobare That's what's up! No crime in that.

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