Desi Megatron

@IndianTechGuide Are ravish ji aap ?

🚨 Bangladesh will never do anything that goes against India's comfort, says Bangladesh HC to India, Riaz Hamidullah.

@thispodcastguy Subsidy k paise congress apne party fund se bharti thhi kya ?

> This is the reason why Muji failed UPSC again and again > The subsidised LPG cylinder costed 414₹ per 14.2 KG in 2014 > Unlike today’s era, back then EVERYONE got subsidy > Muji can confirm this with his father as well Also, he is a fake news peddler. Add community note.

@Vickster469 @mxtaverse They should discontinue the 500 as well. And later on even the 200 one. Keep the 100 bill as the highest tier one.

@mxtaverse I never understood one thing. What was the point of discontinuing the 1000 note and replacing it with 2000 one … and then discontinuing it again.

You actually felt rich back in the day when you had these bad boys in your pocket.

@Core_LFC11 @dostoevesque I take twice a week or thrice a week depending on my workload and level of exhaustion I feel.

@DesiMegatron @dostoevesque How many tabs in a day and for how many days?

@Core_LFC11 @dostoevesque Yes.

@DesiMegatron @dostoevesque This one?

@abm_mum @dietcoke_haver How?

@dietcoke_haver 6 colleges within this one building 😄

Wait wait wait. Mumbai kids don't have huge schools with multiple playgrounds and shit? They have just... Buildings?

@satya_1766 Theek toh hai. Problem kya hai isme ?

बेहद आपत्तिजनक फ़ैसला! सरकार के DOPT नियमों के अनुसार: "कोई भी SC/ST/OBC उम्मीदवार, जो उम्र, योग्यता या अन्य पात्रता मानदंडों में छूट का लाभ उठाता है, वह 'ओपन मेरिट' सीटों के लिए पात्र नहीं है।" इसका मतलब है: ओपन सीटों के लिए, मुकाबला समान मानकों पर होना चाहिए! सुप्रीम कोर्ट इसकी अनुमति कैसे दे सकता है? क्या सुप्रीम कोर्ट को लगता है कि 21 साल का उम्मीदवार और 26 साल का उम्मीदवार एक ही स्तर पर हैं?

@Jakhar_ankit_ Rather than reducing the age limit, the age limit should be increased. Set minimum experience standards, increase minimum qualification to PG. Allot cadre and departments based on expertise.

craziest UPSC fact? - We select a Diplomat, a Police Chief, a Tax Enforcer, and a District Magistrate from the exact same exam pool. Trying to run a 21st-century aspiring superpower using a 19th-century colonial clerical selection method isn't rational at all. Generalist era must end immediately, and how to fix it: 👇 1. Problem: Selecting police chiefs based on essay-writing often creates officers who might freeze in encounters or buckle under local mafia pressure. Fix: Separate IPS recruitment completely into an NDA/CDS-style model. Induct a certain % after 12th for a multi- year tactical academy, funnelling the top performers into R&AW/IB. 2. Problem: Foreign Service is packed with IAS rejects who lack the ruthless temperament for statecraft and coast through embassies without mastering geopolitics. Fix: Institute a standalone IFS exam requiring a mandatory background in International Relations. We need strategic sharks, not accidental diplomats. 3. Problem: We currently rely on literature and history graduates to audit complex corporate tax evasions and track sophisticated global shell companies. Fix: Structurally bifurcate the IRS. Reserve at least >50% of the intake strictly for Chartered Accountants, quantitative economists, and forensic finance experts. 4. Problem: India is squandering its demographic dividend by letting millions of youth waste their prime 20s rote-learning archaic syllabus points in coaching hubs. Fix: Cap maximum attempts strictly to 3/4 and slash the upper age limit to 26/27. The State needs young, dynamic minds, not exhausted 30-year-olds. 5. Problem: Absolute constitutional job security breeds unchecked complacency. Once selected, bureaucrats know they are virtually untouchable regardless of output. Fix: Scale up lateral entry to inject private-sector efficiency, and introduce a fire-at-non-performance policy to weed out non-performing deadweight officers. You cannot test a fish, a lion, and an eagle using a tree-climbing exam. It is time to replace the generalist CSE with specialised, domain-specific recruitment routes.

@sita_begum @MeedasSahoo They're not borrowing for just the oil you retard

8.2 LAKH CRORE. Yes, read that again. ₹8.2 LAKH CRORE to be borrowed when crude oil has barely touched $100. Now remember The same people who are struggling today were mocking Manmohan Singh back then, when he was navigating far worse conditions with Crude at $120 - $140. And yet, he held the economy steady without any noise, chest thumping or PR spectacle He navigated the 2008 global crisis. He handled the oil super cycle. He managed the taper tantrum. And most importantly, he did it without making ordinary Indians feel the shock. Because his focus was simple. Stability. Clarity. Foresight. He governed to protect people, not to perform for headlines. Fast forward to today. Lower crude prices. More resources. More control. And still, RECORD BORROWING. Visible stress. No clear direction. The same people who mocked him are now struggling to manage far easier conditions. That is the difference. One governed with depth & responsibility. The other survives on optics. History has a way of correcting narratives. And when it does, it will remember this clearly. History will indeed be kinder to Dr Manmohan Singh 🙏

@Panther7112 This is not at Ram Mandir complex

Fire in the premises of Ayodhya Ram mandir Hawan kund Cause uncertain

@anjali_damania When did khanani die ? His death was the only one connected to demonitisation. Rest weren't.

Dhurandhar 2 Just fact-checked every character in the film: 1.Hamza – 2004 (Congress govt) 2.Rehman Dakait – died 2009 (Congress govt) 3.Arshad Pappu – died 2013 (Congress govt) 4.SP Aslam Khan – died 2014 (Congress govt) 5.Jamil Jamali (inspired by Nabil Gabol) – sentenced 45 years ago (Congress govt) Demonetisation happened AFTER every single one of these people died. Yet it’s woven into the narrative, clearly to manufacture justification for a controversial policy decision. I was among Congress’s biggest critics. That’s exactly why I was part of India Against Corruption. But I’m an equal critic of BJP today. Facts don’t change based on who’s in power.

@hoodbullies Yeah you pedophile..we know what you like. LMAO.

The Asian women : We want what we get 🤢

@smitadeshmukh @FT @nytimes Earlier I used to worry about this, now I really don't care. Media narrative can't achieve things beyond a certain point. For eg see china. They've been demonized in MSM for decades, it has changed nothing for them. You only have to keep your fundamentals resellient.

Reading headlines like this for past 48 hours shows how #Pakistan has been quietly winning the narrative war by pushing their POV into the very DNA of western legacy media. Mosharraf Zaidi: Formerly with the @FT and @nytimes, he was recently (Nov 2025) appointed as the PM’s spokesperson for foreign media. He bridges the gap between official state policy and western op-ed pages seamlessly. Mishal Husain and Mehdi Hasan: While they are British/American citizens, their heritage and deep focus on the subcontinent often frame the ‘Muslim/Pakistani perspective’ as the default objective lens for the @BBC and @zeteo_news. The stringer network: Notice how @Reuters and @business reports on #OperationSindoor were steered? Local contributors like Saeed Shah (WSJ) or Idrees Ali (Reuters) provide the ground truth that western editors, sitting in London/NY, swallow whole without questioning the inherent bias. The Asim Munir stabiliser myth: In the Iran-Israel-US conflict, Munir is being packaged as a pragmatic peacekeeper even though he warned Pakistani Shias with ‘Go to Iran’ rhetoric. Western media focuses on his Riyadh visits, branding him the only rational actor in the region. The result? India’s legitimate security concerns are labelled nationalist hyperbole, while Pakistan’s tactical manoeuvres are labelled strategic diplomacy. #OperationSindoor proved that truth is secondary to speed. While India waited for the @PIB_India to release high-res satellite imagery, Pakistani handles were already flooding X and TikTok with civilian casualty narratives using AI-generated deepfakes. India is fighting a 20th-century PR war in a 21st-century information landscape. Wake up🙏😔

@SaanuKi_Aayein Mere pitaji toh ek line m situation bata diye " ab phir wahi 2014 k pehle jaise cylinder laane jaana pad sakta hai " 🤣. Thankfully vendor cylinder de gaya.

वो कांगेस का समय, सुबह गैस सिलेंडर लेकर जाओ पूरे दिन लाइन लगाने पर पता चलता था कि आज नहीं मिलेगा। फिर वही चेन में सिलेंडर बाँधकर घर लौटना पड़ता था। कभी तो इंतजार करते-करते रात हो जाता था। और ये आज के पैदा हुए चुतिये बता रहे कि कांग्रेस के समय सिलेंडर समय से मिल जाता था।

@chixxsays Line me lag k hagne wale log dusron ko line me laga rahe.

Why do these people mock others by saying “line mai lag ja” aabe we don’t live in dehat like you guys

@mikejava85 @Wellutwt Chup betichod. 24 hrs continuous electricity hai bihar k gaon gaon m.

@Wellutwt Wo to UP Bihar mein aaj bhi nahi aa rahi

Bhai 8-8 ghate light nhi aati thi bsdkwalo thodi si sharm kr lo mera land ka golden days in UPA era 😭

@Wellutwt @NoidaViaX26 Bhai I still remember the sweat dripping down on my notebooks.

@NoidaViaX26 Bhai exam k time raat mai mdrchd light kaat dete the garmi mai padho 😭😭

@Wellutwt Nahi aati thii ? Bhai hamare idhar 8 ghante toh bas bijli aati thii 2014 k pehele aur mere native gaon m toh bijli ka bas pole thha..wire hi nahi thha.

@Ra4980708812314 @dstock_insights Divest more power to local administrative units. Health, Education, Tax collection etc. Increasing MPs at central level isn't a solution for anything.

@DesiMegatron @dstock_insights It is creating problem at local level , adminstration can only control a certain amount of population. So to solve administrative problem they are increasing seats

Perks to South India: Follow the guidelines, get sidelined. Perform better, lose power 🚶