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I like pretty girls

The one and only @mikerainey82 great show

Kanye’s gonna bail out Chud

@BadSpit Dylan later traded the typewriter on Facebook Marketplace for a weight bench.

I actually think Shane has my exact politics and would agree with all my opinions

Here is comedian @aaronbergcomedy dressed as my dead father during a roast battle we did years ago. You must be new here.

@robbiegoodwin he do be lookn like a pokemon trainer

This looks like a trainer with his Pokemon that evolves into Bruce Vilanch

@Chokosuke1213 looks like my mex 99

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Showbiz. Howwywood. Wa Wa Wand. You know the fwiggin vibes 🔥

@TSweeze88 the goblin rules

@degenhardt_n No they'll just do it and it'll be page 2 during the Alien coronation ceremony.

I just paid $356 to fill my pussy up with gas. Who we gotta vote out?

Ben breaking the gamer chair and not me made me feel like the scene in a war movie when the main character is like storming the beach and he looks to his right and the guy right next to him gets completely blown to pieces

You’re not lol

ive been buying your beef broth for about 6 months @BrutusBroth yoday at meijer 12 and mound i got a bone broth that was already open they would not let me return it i have the receipt, i will never buy this product again so pissed off

@Naim__Ali i haven't eaten lunch since i left school lunch is for women and children

I’d never pack a lunch that would stink up the break room. I think that’s work place etiquette. Folks will pack tuna with onions, and Doritos and just buss that shit out in their cubicle

55,000 humans cheered for Danhausen and chanted You. Are. Cursed! as Danhausen stood in a @WWE ring with his great new best friend @JohnCena at WRESTLEMANIA. Never Give Uphausen. Thank you John.

@lemonpartyshow2 We should do a podcast together

@ElijahSchaffer you're a homosexual pedophile

Unpopular opinion: we should let these people die when they overdose Would fix a lot of cities quickly