Detective Deckard

😅😅

@ManMilk2 Holy moly this is my screenshot

@JakeCan72 This slap is out of my budget

A Japanese restaurant put “face slap” on the menu. 500 yen per slap. Up to five. Extra 100 yen to pick your server. It started free. Demand forced them to charge. Onlookers cheered. Women requested multiple rounds. The owner noticed. So he flipped it: female customers could pay to do the slapping. American spas charge $200 for a sound bath. Japan charged $3.50 to hit you. Both call it stress relief. One of them has a waitlist.

@REI_OKINAWA_Z Either Japan has quite esoteric taste or we have some translation problems

格ゲーマーから愛され(擦られ)続けるジャスティンさん

@gloopbastard U thought wrong

wait wtf i thought gators and crocodiles were aggressive as fuck why is bro so chill

@Lovandfear mf using ai to complain about conversational skills

“Not ghosting just matching the effort.”

@cmmn_askaz Finally

fun fact you're not someone's crush

@TheInSneider @AdamFriedland @charli_xcx Audition remake with Adam playing the chick?

EXCLUSIVE: Podcast superstar @AdamFriedland joins @Charli_XCX in Takashi Miike’s Japanese slasher movie... theinsneider.com/p/adam-friedla…

@kyr_id63 Had an ex like this during World of Warcraft

bible

@menako_nfnf Are we talking Episode 19 kinda noises?

大事なこと忘れてた 特大デメリット ・喘ぎ声が初号機

【私を彼女にするメリット】 ・Hカップ ・めちゃくちゃ尽くす ・性欲が強い ・働きものなのでヒモ養える ・調理師免許&栄養士免許保有してるので将来安泰 ・ファンがしたくても出来ないことが出来る特別感 デメリット↓

@ItsumoNihongo You must be a spiritual gaijin

日本人に向けた投稿ばっかしてるのに、 「いいね」してくれる人はなぜか海外勢ばっか

@TheDoctorLogos You had me in the first half

NBA Logo Redesign🏀❤️💙🤍 by zacdynes

@swc_spooning Absolutely outrageous

デメリット。 圧倒的に家事をしない。 圧倒的に何もしない 圧倒的に部屋が汚い。 一日中ゲームしている 遊びに誘ってもなかなか家から出ない。

【私を彼女にするメリット】 ・優しいし、だいたいよしよししてくれる ・顔も悪くはない ・やさしいおっとりした関西弁 ・浮気しない ・ずっとゲームしてる ・スタイルもいい ・30代なので落ち着いている（と思う） デメリット↓

@NoContextBrits Absolute bonkers of a breakfast

British cuisine. Best in the world.

@justalexoki A lot of placebo orgasms going on

they took your G-spot from you

@TheInternetFish I used to play the hetero game too

@eric7q @1ManRaid @Mericamemed Superb fold

@1ManRaid @Mericamemed Good for you. One machine for all.

If I show up to someone’s house and they serve me “dishwasher hot dogs,” I’m calling the police

@PlayStalgiaX FFXII defenders when they see that clip

Final Fantasy XII (2006)

@Rainmaker1973 Over at giant fuckin stick insect world they’ve just discovered Australian people

Scientists discovered a giant new species of stick insect in Australia, which is over 15 inches long and researchers say may be the heaviest insect in the country.

@FFVIINovels Take me down to Fisherman Horizon

You get the chance to live in any Final Fantasy world. Which one are you choosing?