DethKDad310 🇺🇸

@probablynate_ @nypost “Cocaine” brutha not crack 😂

@nypost Snapple Fact #88: "Made from the Best Stuff on Earth" is a much better slogan than "Found in a Zip-Lock bag behind a Wendy’s”

‘Snapple Lady’ Wendy Kaufman calls job ‘gift to sobriety’ after years of cocaine addiction trib.al/hDsUkt3

@klara_sjo This feels illegal coming from China 🤔

And for your DANG DLC, we take things in a little different direction.

@klara_sjo Ma’am this is a Wendy’s….

I just wanted to shitpost. One dumb tweet. That’s all. Instead I woke up to sixteen hours of notifications screaming at me. They wouldn’t stop. The screen twitched like living flesh. Every reply hissed my name in voices that weren’t human, stacking higher, wet and endless, until my skull felt too small. I tried to close the app. It wouldn’t close. Now the eye in the timeline is blinking in sync with my heartbeat, and I’m laughing because there is no escape, only ratios and the thing that wears my mentions like skin. I just wanted to shitpost.

@AEWPRTeam @LakeShowYo It’s a lot more than that unfortunately

@LakeShowYo Boy, one loss to the Thunder and we're now in free agency talks 😭😭😭😭

🚨 The Lakers are reportedly targeting Tari Eason, Tobias Harris, and Peyton Watson this offseason 👀

@SusieM414141 They literally let you in and walk you to the back area to watch a video. It’s easier than running inside

This is a recording of the inside of a Scientology building. The young men entered and ran through it recording the whole time. There’s a lot of intrigue and secrecy involved there. What do you think of when you hear Scientology? Tom Cruise perhaps.

@no_one_quits Context?

It’s time to bring Culture back to the common spaces of America

@GrappleClips Bring back arm locks!!!!!

WHAT THE???

@Still_Harbor @DMcIntyreWWE

@DMcIntyreWWE Never knew you were such a fan of black pussy. 🥰🤪

You were once in a lifetime, Chaz ❤️

@WonderboyMMA Ah thank goodness. Accidentally read “pooped for anabolic steroids” 😭💩

Guys I’m sorry…..I just popped for anabolic steroids….😞

@az_crackel @dom_lucre He/Him-Man 😭💔

@dom_lucre Hollywood just can't help themselves

🔥🚨BREAKING: A new trailer for He-Man ‘MASTERS OF THE UNIVERSE’ has been released. This film will be out after June 5.

@MySportsUpdate @Blakes_Take2 Holding

#Patriots HC Mike Vrabel was at Arizona State’s Pro Day today, checking out 6’6”, 321-pound OL Max Iheanachor. No other HC does it like this. (🎥 @Blakes_Take2)

@klara_sjo @LxxLatin What am I googling exactly? 🤔

New way to tell if we're entering a recession just dropped.

@Kephfas I wear these same shoes at work 😭 (WITH laces tho)

One way to not be labeled “old” is to stop wearing senior citizen shoes.

@ChampRDS @jiri_bjp Much easier to do on a trap bar 🙄

Jiri Prochazka deadlifts 561 pounds 🤯 (via @jiri_bjp)

@AudioOpera I need a whole Netflix series based off this video 🙌🏼

@YahooSports You all talking shit but Audi Crooks is gonna be a fucking menace in the WNBA

@GilbertDurinho @paramountplus Did you try unplugging your router for 10 seconds?

I was trying to watch the fights but this app it’s so bad that I try so many times it doesn’t work that I’m done trying! 🤷🏾‍♂️🤷🏾‍♂️🤷🏾‍♂️🤷🏾‍♂️ @paramountplus #UFCLondon

@dom_lucre This is the “P-p-p-p-p-party til I die” chick you guys 🤦🏻‍♂️

🔥🚨WATCH: This woman went to Turkey to get her teeth done for a more affordable price than the United States and end up horrified with her results.

@ufc @HarryHardwick94 @paramountplus That fight was tough AS FUCK!!!! Rematch!!!!! ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️

Who are you taking? Marwan Rahiki vs @HarryHardwick94 [ #UFCVegas114 | LIVE on @ParamountPlus ]

Minshew in the Valley 🖊️