Deven Ravel

CISOs and Risk leaders in banking should double check their readiness given the geopolitical climate. linkedin.com/pulse/industry…

@realstewpeters I was just in Frankfurt meeting with top DACH region consulting leaders in the banking/FS industry (who absolutely have a pulse on this). Nothing like this came up. At best, this seems extremely speculative. At worst, this is completely made up and just engagement farming.

I just spoke to a high-level military source. War is imminent. Had to post screenshot of my post because I’m only allowed to tweet 275 characters.

@TroopsinContact I was going to make a joke about the fashion inclinations of these folks, but X did it for me with this beautifully ironic ad placement right in the comments of this thread.

I love messing with gunfucking larpers who try to dress the part bc they haven’t earned it. They just dumped 💰 into gear & want some thin justification for doing so. And those who have “earned it” are looking for validation & they know these pathetic types will look up to them.

@PalmerLuckey Drone-deployable MCLC?? Please?!

We are announcing something big, bigger, biggest tomorrow.

Excited for baby boy #2 to arrive in July. Becoming a parent is probably the hardest, but most grounding and fulfilling experience I’ve had so far in life. Cheers to all the moms and dads out there.

@XOptimiser I’m with you on this

@meetmikehiggins Agreed. I got to work with a lot of LDS sellers/sales leaders from a Lehi, UT based company for 4+ years and they were all highly accomplished and all around great people.

The Mormon church has the most successful startup incubator in the world: - 6.5 days a week - Selling door to door - Track metrics religiously - Two year unpaid program - 10 hours/day of selling God - Dropped in an unfamiliar area - Create new marketing channels - Best missionaries train the new ones The next time someone asks you about your lord and savior Jesus Christ Hire them on the spot.

We are so proud to be recognized! Check out #9 :) forbes.com/lists/americas…

@ChocolateScot @RealRiddimHours @vodk_anon I was there with 7th Marines in 2012. I’m semi-joking, but there was indeed a family with 3 or 4 brothers in their mid 20s with strawberry blonde hair/reddish beards and they were all over 6’5” and massive boned. It was definitely a unique sight to behold.

@DevenRavel @RealRiddimHours @vodk_anon Please continue... We're you deployed there with isfl? We had guys with cameras the entire time in kunar.

@DenconMedia Or you’re a puppy or toddler (and being called “bud” is a great thing)

If you refer to somebody as “bud” You’re either: 1. socially unaware 2. a dick There’s no 3rd option

@isaiah_p_taylor I never thought of it like this before!

It turns out that when God gave man authority over nature, he meant it in a far more comprehensive way than we could have ever imagined. We make the rocks think, move, and talk. Crazy.

@TroopsinContact Meant *VC… stupid autocorrect

@TroopsinContact This is wild. If his background is true his peers are likely in positions in big tech, BC consultants at McKinsey, working on Wall Street, or perhaps doing three-letter-agency stuff. This guy must have really lost a screw or two along the way. I actually feel bad for him.

Company XO during his infantry time and JCET as a green beanie…quite common really. Still…what. a. 🐱.

@TroopsinContact I worked with some wildly inept Afghan local forces. They had better composure than this dude. This video was funny and terrifying at the same time.

This was the funniest shit I’ve seen until he dumped a mag into a crowded community. Put him in jail for years.

@POTUS This is the parody account, right? Right?

While you were Super Bowl shopping, did you notice smaller-than-usual products where the price stays the same? Folks are calling it Shrinkflation and it means companies are giving you less for every dollar you spend. I’m calling on the big consumer brands to put a stop to it.

@goingtogetworse Absolutely possible and likely that it’s an act. I don’t doubt that at all. I think many Americans simply want to hear the language (and hope for a leader that ideally lives by certain values). It’s possible that people have concocted an ideal image of him since they’re not seeing it here.

if you watched the entire Tucker/Putin interview, what were your top three learnings in order of importance

@sweatystartup Check out @MattBeaudreau ‘s solutions on this. Interesting stuff.

Elementary school is a joke. It is babysitting. Kids learn virtually nothing. I despise homework and do not believe in it. Plus you can’t travel or explore the country, which we plan to do. I want to homeschool but we know how hard it is. What are good hybrid options? Or is as simple as hiring a second nanny with an education focus? Have you done this? I’m up for investing the money to build a full time team around this.

@thechosenberg LOL This has to be a Marine vet. The MARPAT bag, Ray Bans, M&P pistol, and SOG knife are all available on a base PX.

My buddy from undergrad works office security at one of the Big 4 accounting firms in Midtown. Look at what he confiscated from one of the young associates as they tried entering the building this morning.