Girl Dave

South Park Full Episode season 27

Is Elon Musk a genius philosopher king or a smol austistic boy who is too socially unaware to know what a sieg heil means?

I read this in Down’s syndrome voice

Has anyone seen or heard from Nick Lately? Our beautiful boy is missing

Has anyone said the Matt Rife special is “Nanette” for guys

One time I called the sexual assault hotline and they had to end the call early because they were doing a shift change 😂

Someone told me the funniest thing I have ever heard in my life but made me promise not to use it for comedy because it was deeply traumatic for them. It’s been 6 days and I’m still laughing what do I do?

Came here to say this

I’m in Costa Rica, I have Covid and I’m relying on tropical drinks for sustenance. 9 quarantine days left then I’m home free

Thanks for caring. Should I spend the night in Houston at an airport hotel and get shit faced or should I go home, sleep and then catch a flight late tonight? Please advise

First time flying first class, they delayed the flight because there was a HOLE in the door of the plane. I have to take a different flight now and I’m getting downgraded😂. It was fun to sit in a reclining seat for an hour though, thanks @united!

Flying 1st class with my sleep paralysis demon

I’m very sad to be leaving San Francisco because I love doing comedy here, I’m also relieved because I hate rich tech assholes and I can do comedy anywhere 🤷‍♀️

Not to brag but I know him

Did I quit or was I fired?

comedy clubs are great cuz they’re the only place where you can eat like ur in a chuck e cheese while a guy from a 90s sitcom calls you gay for sitting next to another man

A thirst trap to make up for airing my grievances 💋

I have laryngitis and the only person who wanted a lap dance was an elderly woman wearing vibrating panties

Every stripper needs a rat dog for emotional support

What do you mean? Christ was a total poon slayer