Girl Dave

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Girl Dave

Girl Dave

@DeviKirsch

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Katılım Haziran 2019
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Nick@timetraveljedi·
South Park Full Episode season 27
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Girl Dave@DeviKirsch·
Is Elon Musk a genius philosopher king or a smol austistic boy who is too socially unaware to know what a sieg heil means?
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Girl Dave@DeviKirsch·
I read this in Down’s syndrome voice
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Girl Dave@DeviKirsch·
Has anyone said the Matt Rife special is “Nanette” for guys
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Girl Dave@DeviKirsch·
One time I called the sexual assault hotline and they had to end the call early because they were doing a shift change 😂
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Girl Dave@DeviKirsch·
Someone told me the funniest thing I have ever heard in my life but made me promise not to use it for comedy because it was deeply traumatic for them. It’s been 6 days and I’m still laughing what do I do?
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Girl Dave@DeviKirsch·
I’m in Costa Rica, I have Covid and I’m relying on tropical drinks for sustenance. 9 quarantine days left then I’m home free
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Girl Dave@DeviKirsch·
Thanks for caring. Should I spend the night in Houston at an airport hotel and get shit faced or should I go home, sleep and then catch a flight late tonight? Please advise
United Airlines@united

@DeviKirsch We're very sorry to hear about this delay. Thanks for your patience this morning. ^FC

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Girl Dave@DeviKirsch·
First time flying first class, they delayed the flight because there was a HOLE in the door of the plane. I have to take a different flight now and I’m getting downgraded😂. It was fun to sit in a reclining seat for an hour though, thanks @united!
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Girl Dave@DeviKirsch·
Flying 1st class with my sleep paralysis demon
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Girl Dave@DeviKirsch·
I’m very sad to be leaving San Francisco because I love doing comedy here, I’m also relieved because I hate rich tech assholes and I can do comedy anywhere 🤷‍♀️
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Girl Dave@DeviKirsch·
Not to brag but I know him
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Did I quit or was I fired?
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Willie Simon@williesimon_·
comedy clubs are great cuz they’re the only place where you can eat like ur in a chuck e cheese while a guy from a 90s sitcom calls you gay for sitting next to another man
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Sex Worker HR Department@charlee_traplin·
A thirst trap to make up for airing my grievances 💋
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I have laryngitis and the only person who wanted a lap dance was an elderly woman wearing vibrating panties
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Every stripper needs a rat dog for emotional support
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