Oscar Wilde The Grouch
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Oscar Wilde The Grouch
@DeviateHulk
the World has become altogether too wide for mere Patriotism, which, after all, now is only the virtue of small minds. SCRAM!
Texas, USA Katılım Şubat 2009
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if I don't watch myself I start accumulating too many beans in my pantry through passive legume accumulation
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@oakleft Dr. Shen rolled in with that same look we all have when a coworker leaves us a bunch of bullshit to deal with.
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ohhh my god we’re totally getting the last few eps with the entire nightshift cast around aren’t we….
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@SecondGizmo @MobyDickSpoiler Do they still make you guys learn French? My dad's parents refused to speak to me in English when I was little. But they were from Quebec, so they were probably just assholes.
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@MobyDickSpoiler Canadian trying to wrap their brain around the concept of an adult learning another language, when in Europe it's just standard.
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@DeviateHulk @CallMeRashad Yeah well... There isn't a manual on marriage now is there
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Getting mail in this house prob a fucking nightmare
TMZ@TMZ
Taylor Lautner & his wife Taylor Lautner are expecting their first child 🍼 tmz.me/L5QHo8f
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@DeviateHulk @luvinlifeinID @esjesjesj Yeah I guess. That's really the only way they could make it work but again, that's *significantly* worse than the bill the senate passed last night that Johnson and the house R's are shitting themselves over lol.
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Why didn’t he just do this day 1
unusual_whales@unusual_whales
BREAKING: President Trump signed an executive order to pay TSA workers after funding stalled in Congress
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@d_ruff @luvinlifeinID @esjesjesj I guess they're using money already allocated by the tax break to sort of skirt that rule. Not that separation of powers means anything these days. He's just gonna do whatever the hell he wants.
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@DeviateHulk @luvinlifeinID @esjesjesj House Rs refuse due to the lack of ICE funding so the president counters with an EO to fund... less than the bill the senate passed last night! Lol.
(Also, not even a power the executive branch has, but, ya know. Whatever.)
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@luvinlifeinID @esjesjesj House Rs refused bring it to vote because it didn't have ICE funding. Bicameral legislature is...a whole thing.
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@esjesjesj I thought the senate passed it last night. Why does he even need to do this now other than to try to take credit.
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@4am27551846 @CallMeRashad That's... that's not how that works.
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@CallMeRashad Well, if they're married then it's all theirs anyway. There's no hus or her mail in a marriage because they're both going to know the contents anyway
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@IPProfEvans @jmontforttx It's selfish, but I'm supposed to fly out of IAH for a trip in a couple weeks and I'm just like FUCK. I had to cancel the same trip because of the last shutdown and I am so fucking burned out.
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@jmontforttx Or if the House torpedoes it first. 😩
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@SecondGizmo I also love Americans and America as a concept. The myth of America really is a wonderful thing. The reality is another matter.
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@DeviateHulk Weirdly he loved Americans and America, but I think more as a concept. He was both very attuned to them and in denial over the realities. He died before Trump ran for Prez; I often wonder what he would think of all this (since the 80s, he always referred to Trump as a conman)
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My dad once said to understand Americans, you need to get that they were birthed in blood - of indigenous peoples, slaves, American citizens, international war. It's all they know, it's their instinct. And no one reflexively as violent as Americans has a moral compass to lose.
unusual_whales@unusual_whales
"The world is watching America lose its moral compass and its global credibility," per the Hill. Do you agree?
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@TheDougFiles Yes! I had part of my scalp torn like that (not NEARLY as bad as that dude) a few years back and they were just "hmm...OK." literal staple gun *thunk thunk thunk* "alright, here's your prescription. No shampoo for a week."
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And you can leave that day?
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It is wild that if part of your head is hanging off, they can just stable it back
rafe⁷ 🐇@cleganators
i think its so funny that no one ever talks about the medical aspect of the Medical show
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@LibrarianPoster Langdon IMMEDIATELY nerding out so hard about them. He's just like me fr.
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@SecondGizmo @brollbenny Something something Burt Ward.
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Karoline is a terrific press secretary, and Geraldo found incredible things in Al Capone’s vault….
Geraldo Rivera@GeraldoRivera
Karoline Leavitt is a terrific White House press secretary, and spokesperson for the president, measured, controlled, informed, competent. Whether you’re right or left, Republican or Democrat you have to appreciate competence and loyalty.
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@mmithstranger Shabana Azeez's eye game is on another level .
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@merricats I was simultaneously hollering "Princess Noooo, we need you" and "Hell yeah, Princess. Get that rum ham!"
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#thepitt everyone is screaming, fighting, going through the terrors, trials, AND tribulations, at their breaking point shaking and crying meanwhile Princess is clocked out GETTING RIPSHIT ON RUM HAM
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