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⠀ ❝𝓣hough 𝓱e 𝘀𝗹𝗲𝘄𝗲𝗱 his 𝒷rother out of 𝑱𝑬𝑨𝑳𝑶𝑼𝑺𝒀、 and was sent to 𝐵𝐴𝑁𝐼𝑆𝐻𝑀𝐸𝑁𝑇 － he received a protective mark from 𝐆𝐎𝐃. The life as a 𝖒urderer &̲ 𝖜anderer.❞ ⠀

Happy birthday to the @undertaker! Yes, you burned down the family home, encased my real father, Paul Bearer, in concrete, and set me on fire...a couple of times...but otherwise you're the best big brother anyone could ever hope for!

This Shrek scene still gets me 😭

⠀⠀ 𝓐𝒖𝒓𝒆𝒍𝒊𝒂 𝓖𝒊𝒐𝒗𝒂𝒏𝒏𝒊 daughter of chaos ⠀⠀

The best looking controllers PlayStation has ever made 🔥

Megan Fox called her Transformers experience “bad” and said Michael Bay was “like Hitler” and “nightmare to work for.” Bay said she was often on her phone: “After the Hitler thing. Spielberg told me, ‘Fire her right now.’ She was fired before third movie.

I open and close twitter like it’s a fridge.

Tobey Maguire on what he would legalize if he was president "Assaulting abusive paparazzi"

@HeIIuvaCunt I’m a dude, and that stuff disgusts me.

I get the ick so fast.

gun to your balls

@rainedcwnonme I’m just lucky to be here.

@rainedcwnonme Gotcha.

@rainedcwnonme Need new socks, baby?

@CrownedParadox Well, you.

@DevilPlayedYou With whom?

Please.

@shallcwbay @jenalomaniac Love your music, bro. Can’t rush perfection!

ngl, an expired friendship is not a beef.

Blur - Song 2 #90s #alternative

saw someone my age financially stable

If you get bitten by a shark, bite it back. You’ll probably still die but the shark will be like “lol what”