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@tedfrank Google Bard said it was likely more ethical to sacrifice my own life rather than say a mildly offensive word.

@SonnyBunch That movie and I clicked immediately. I became a big Campbell fan and later read “If Chins could Kill: Confessions of a B Movie Actor” and really enjoyed that too.

I feel like a key part of maturing as a film lover is seeing ARMY OF DARKNESS the first time and thinking "this looks cheap, and is therefore bad" before seeing it a second time and understanding "this looks cheap, but is still hilarious and awesome, and that's why it's good."

@IMAO_ I can only conclude that butts are inherently evil and so powerful even a photograph can spread their influence.

I'm a little confused. Can they show us examples of the photography we're supposed to avoid?

@jarvis_best You wouldn’t understand but sometimes the hits are so good, you can just keep playing the hits.

GET HIM.

@whoarethesepod @AaronImholte Were these texts with the tough radio guy Aaron or the scared real life guy Aaron? It’s so tough to tell the difference sometimes.

@damintoell This is the worst thing to happen to Platner this month.

Pleased to announce my new podcast and cohost

@SpaceInvestor_D Definitely a few years of the investment being a bummer but Rocketlab kept executing along the way so I held the course.

Let me introduce you to a piece of Rocket Lab history. After its SPAC merger in August 2021, $RKLB went from over $20 to $3.50 by April 2024. A brutal 2.5-year drawdown. Most investors gave up. Nobody remember the months of doubt, the fear, or the headlines calling it dead because SpaceX would eat its lunch. They remember the company that kept building, kept executing, eventually hit $150 and now considered the biggest competitor to SpaceX. The market rewards patience, not comfort.

@EYakoby Don’t over complicate things. They used their Time Machine to go back and set this all up; they weren’t under time pressure.

I can’t believe Israel and the Communist Bee Cult flew in on an Egyptian plane wearing maroon shirts and planted those text messages.

@redsteeze It’s been hard since the fetal tissue money went away.

People can do that?

@damintoell And that’s why Democratic voters will never vote for you.

True story, one time my girlfriend texted me that she messed up her back at work and needed a massage. Instead of showing up at her place and forcing myself on her, I asked her how much a massage would cost and I paid for her to go get a massage. But, y'know, that's just me.

@CinemaShogun So she’s going to throw out a bunch of innocent people’s names because of the color clothes they wore that day?

OMG 😂 Candace Owens is doing exactly what everyone predicted she would do‼️ She’s coping hard over the surveillance videos of Tyler Robinson and is trying to say that the footage actually shows multiple Tyler Robinson body doubles She claims she wants Tyler’s defense team to reach out to her so she can supply them her folder of Maroon boys. 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂 She also warns that she’s going to identify them so her audience can harass them whenever she gets back on air. She claims that they’ve provided zero evidence. So according to her photo, video, and DNA evidence = zero evidence. But her dreams, vibes, and schizo emails from fans = tons of evidence.

@jtLOL @flapprdotnet A jar I might close and leave some whoop-ass for later. When I open a can, you know all that whoop-ass is getting used on you right now.

@flapprdotnet Why is it never a jar? Wouldn't a jar be a better container for any leftover whoop-ass?

"Costanza 3:16 is about open up a can of whoop-ass." "Who are these people and where are they finding these cans of whoop ass to open?!?"

@JFreshHockey For me, the best part of Nemec is his ability to understand where all 10 skaters are on the ice and where he or the puck should go to take advantage. His next best trait is also a weakness at times; he wants to make a play rather than defer and will always go for it.

This clip in particular I think captures this player's best strengths (activating, creatively exploiting space in the offensive zone) and biggest weakness (getting caught up-ice)

LET'S WATCH: Simon Nemec (NJ17) 4 minutes of Calgary's new offensive defenceman from his most statistically average game of 2025-26, vs. NSH back in March.

@greg16676935420 McGriddles for all today.

Just tried Belgian waffles for the first time and was not impressed Yuck

@redsteeze See, they need a manly man to get male voters that they believe are critical. Also, they think men are monsters, and inherently rapists, so Platner is what they think men are. “They” being political consultants using algorithms to determine optimal candidates.

Choices were certainly made.

@jay_kobbe I always see you hanging out with so many handsome men, that does make it hard to stand out in the crowd.

I have come to the realization that the reason I will forever remain single is because I’m too hot for the women

Quick, get the King to call FIFA to overturn that red card!

@TheBrattPack63 You’re not going to be so snarky when an NHL team that objectively Russo isn’t a part of does something!

Hearing that the Devils have made some calls to check in on Mike Russo Not to acquire him, they’re just making sure he’s not within 500 feet of Jack Hughes as the restraining order is still in effect

@narcolexie @FreshPastrnak @jp_gambatese If it’s not a rumor then do we have any evidence beyond Russo? Russo seems a compromised source currently.

@FreshPastrnak @jp_gambatese It’s not a rumor that Guerin has called on Jack and Luke. You think Mehta hasn’t called on Quinn as well? Doesn’t mean anyone is being moved or has any desire to move. Both fanbases are just hyper sensitive about the prospect of losing their respective star player.

The Jack Hughes rumors are objectively way dumber than the Quinn Hughes rumors have ever been. Like, waaaaay dumber. #NJDevils

@DevilsInsiders I can only add anonymously, it’s possible a teammate who spent the summer at the Jersey Shore talked about how wonderful it is and really sparked Kaprizov’s interest in becoming available.

Hearing the Devils have called on Kirill Kaprizov.

@BlindMike_ He lost me a bit here. So it’s for Jersey but also for South Jersey and maybe Central Jersey? Is Jersey not encompassing those? I live here and worry I don’t get it like Joe does.

I can't figure out who he is responding to here