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2026 Israel is 1944 Germany, just different colors.

@vadvlfan Hell yeah I do. I love Yzerman, and I’m not fully convinced that this noise that he’s washed up as a GM is true. I trust an Yzerplan.

@FreshPastrnak do you mean, bring the yzerplan to nj? i can't wait

I’m telling you. #NJDevils should wait and see what happens with Steve Yzerman.

TJ Hughes in Colorado gonna go so fine

Me watching the Mets right now.

Richard Lovelady has been DFA’d by the #LGM

The year is 3052 Most of life on Earth has been decimated Dicky Lovelady is warming up in the bullpen

People call Nico the 2C, but he plays the 1C matchups. He's a 100-point center if they take him off the PK and load him up at 5v5. There are no better options in FA. They're not finding one in the draft. There are no internal options. A contending team re-signs Nico Hischier.

@AnthonyDiComo Anthony. With Carson struggling in RF at the bat, what do you think the Mets are looking into, or may do? Are you thinking they’re going to sit and wait this out? Asking genuinely. Thanks.

@amandacstein Did they buy him out already 😅😉 kidding

Jacob Markstrom is absent from #NJDevils practice today. Just Allen and Daws.

I learned today that the IDF has permanent offices in the Pentagon. We found out Netanyahu was in the Situation Room. It's not an understatement to say that the United States of America has been occupied by Israel.

JUST IN: 🇺🇸🇮🇱 Popular US conservative podcaster Benny Johnson says Israeli Prime Minister Netanyahu "should be banned from the White House."

BREAKING: Fox News Senior White House Correspondent Jacqui Heinrich reveals Melania Trump's statement pushing back on false connections to Jeffrey Epstein "came out of left field" for reporters at the White House: "We had no heads up on this. We're not getting any information from them now, including whether or not the president was aware she would be making this statement. It's unclear to us if she is reacting to something that's already happened, already come out, or getting ahead of a story that might be about to drop. We don't really know." @JacquiHeinrich @TheStoryFNC

Locked in for the Pens.

How about...Palestine?

The @NJDevils will host Jersey Appreciation Night on April 12. First 9,000 fans in attendance will receive a “fan” shirt commemorating the final season of the “Jersey” jersey. RIP Jersey jersey. You gave us Hat hat.

“why didn’t you buy bitcoin in 2012” me in 2012:

Trump could drop to his knees and blow Netanyahu on live television and MAGA would say it’s 4D chess and we need to trust the plan