Matt 4 toes

I’m no plumber but pretty sure this doesn’t go here

Once you start replacing “Asian” w “oriental” in your vocab people start taking you much more seriously.

Funny how Tiger Woods DUI is where PMT decides to take a serious approach. For reference Hank gave a shout out to Osama Bin Laden last week.

Paul Skenes pitches for the Pittsburgh Pirates today

@JohnRussellArmy Don’t steal my tweets Rod

Buccos opening day, Pens with a big game in the playoff push, and Sweet Sixteen. Top __ sports day of the year?

Big Cat and PFTs business idea if they were blue collar workers rather than gambling addicts

@bobbyrelish1 This would be a lot more captivating if it was your last. I look forward to seeing this a year from now

I just packed for my 2nd to last ever spring break. I may jump off a bridge what the fuck

@Whateverdude52 Some combination of Appalachia northeast. Can’t put a label on the place but geographically Appalachia makes most sense

@DevinBushsACL is Pittsburgh Midwest or northeast? It doesnt feel like either

Sun is shining therefor I will not be wearing underwear to class. Take that Socrates.

@therealtyson88 Thanks Mike

@DevinBushsACL Good one Matt

Sacramento state in the MAC? What next North Korea in NATO? #midweekmaction

No better email to get than one from your TA starting with “I woke up today…”

We’re gettin Cignetti!!!

@MartyGriffinKD Credit your sources Marty god damnit

Cops chasing a car..shooter just involved in movie theater shooting Bethel Park!

Going from Chris Boswell to college kickers in high pressure situations is actually the worst

Don’t tell mom

@petemi11ar Watching a bunch of turnovers when you don’t care about the game is kind of entertaining

Primetime football

I’m a flat tire away from killing myself

@bobbyrelish1 @MartellTat83031 @HBCBURNER Is that a necessary clarification?

@MartellTat83031 @HBCBURNER I would.

@ClaudiusPickle Bbq mostly ketchup mustard and sugar

@DevinBushsACL Bbq over hot sauce. You don’t see a hot sauce dispenser at the ballpark. You see bbq, Matt.

When it comes to condiments mayo, ketchup, mustard, and hot sauce are the base 4. Maybe relish. Everything else is just made up of a combination of them and other ingredients.