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@leocirrotti @RL_Status All these comments can either fuel you or break you😈

@RL_Status this feature is disabled ahh Fix ur game

Hey everyone. We're investigating matchmaking issues in Rocket League, and we'll let you know when we have an update.

@USPSHelp you gonna come fix this or what

Single moms need love too

I’m a flat tire away from killing myself

Ungrateful fuck

I hope the kids like the candy bowl.

@DevinBushsACL A thief is a thief, weather he steals oranges or diamonds

Auto bid

Something to take the edge off been a stressful Zyntober

Freaky ahh neighborhood

Since when has it been a crime to be an absolute chiller?

@Chicken4Tendies “BuT wE haVe sKyLine”

Anyone who bets on the Cincinnati Reds should try moving to Cinci and see how aids it is.

Would tell homeboy “don’t do it, there’s a lot to live for” but we both know that’s a lie

Have I ever voted for a political leader? No. Do I vote each week for love island? Yes. Sue me

Girls put “Springsteen” by Eric Church over their 4th of July pics and think they cooked

Bro that was outside!

Iran hates to see me with a driver in hand #bombs #320

I fantasize about getting blasted online for being a perv at the gym and then having Joey Swoll stick up for me. (I 100% was being a weird perv)

Yo E did you tell Sloan I said waddup?

She asked for zyn. I asked for her number. That’s how I met your mother.

Hang me by my fucking balls