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Reality show idea: A 45 year old man (I'm available) fights children of all ages and discovers age truly is just a number. MAN vs CHILD coming to the CW now that they canceled everything.

Finally getting to see @Lilfilm s first movie Four Letter Words thank you @criterionchannl

@randolphfiles It's so weird that she's like 35

michelle randolph in landman

@RepThomasMassie What about the 2.5 billion in buy backs over the last 10 years?

Biden took the unprecedented step of using the Dept. of Transportation AND the DOJ to block a merger of JetBlue and faltering Spirit. That block and high fuel prices have led to Spirit’s demise. Here I am in 2023 grilling Sec. Buttigieg about the block: m.youtube.com/watch?v=IC-eRF…

Aziz is funny but i would be OK with Steve buscemi playing ka$h in face paint.

@DanielGilr44222 All Republicans talk about is killin pedos all they do is kill em with kindness

Ken Paxton gave a plea deal to lawyer Adam Hoffman, his friend, for raping a boy (his son’s friend) over three years starting in third grade. Instead of a felony and sex offender registration, Hoffman gets only 30 days in prison and no registration.🤬

@camhigby @libsoftiktok @Aetna Now, who's bitchass wants some socialism?

@libsoftiktok @Aetna I’m not even kidding I literally have $6,000 in medical bills - Aetna was initially going to cover and then decided not to.

Last week I randomly got a $9,000 bill for a hospital visit from last year. I called them up and they said my insurance decided not to cover it. Why? Because. .@Aetna can just decide they’re not interested in covering something and then you’re left with an inflated bill to pay out of pocket after the fact. This is in addition to a $2,000 bill that I already paid. They just don’t want to cover it despite me paying a monthly premium. Meanwhile illegals get free healthcare. Honestly fuck you @Aetna. I’m gonna do everything I can to destroy you.

@WhiteHouse You people are a fucking joke

When is ABC Fake News Network firing seriously unfunny Jimmy Kimmel???

@AndrewYang Go away no one likes you.and yes it's you

I don’t think wealth taxes are a good idea in practice, and they’re definitely dumb at the state level.

So am I the only person that thinks that its disqualifying to hold or run for public office while being racist and a religous bigit? It sure feels like I am the only one in my family.

@idreesali114 @ConanOBrien you secret service now?

Security officials react as a shooter opens fire during the annual White House Correspondents' Association dinner in Washington, D.C., U.S., April 25, 2026. REUTERS/Jonathan Ernst

Security officials evacuate U.S. House Speaker Mike Johnson (R-LA) as a shooter opens fire during the annual White House Correspondents' Association dinner in Washington, D.C., U.S., April 25, 2026. REUTERS/Jonathan Ernst

@sauczsa thinking about getting those cards is normal, actually buying them is crazy and if this is how you were parked that person is inasne.

What’s wrong with my parking :(..

International signing? Position?

@netflix Did I read that right 2 movies? What the fuck

🔥 The Roast of Kevin Hart 🕵️‍♀️ A Good Girl’s Guide to Murder ❗️ Pop Culture Jeopardy! ⚔️ Devil May Cry 🐚 Lord of the Flies 🏝️ Perfect Match 🧳 The Four Seasons 🐙 Remarkably Bright Creatures 🥊 Rousey vs. Carano 🏁 F1 Canadian Grand Prix Here’s what’s next on Netflix in May

@AlanDersh Bro you been picking trumps nuts the last 10 years and no one under 50 knows who you are

Dershowitz: Why I Registered as a Republican open.substack.com/pub/dersh/p/de…

If you have to turn off replies probably not a good ad #imlovinit?

@RepPeteStauber Fuck you Peter you are a cunt

BREAKING: A major victory for America and Minnesota’s 8th Congressional District was secured today. The Senate just passed my bill to reverse Biden’s illegal mining ban in the Superior National Forest – it’s now headed to the President’s desk! Mining is our past, our present, and our future – and the future looks bright!

@AssocAnderson Holy shit this is a bad take, plus what vice do you squeeze your head into? You look like a cartoon.

I knew Justin Fairfax. Our paths crossed during my first run for the General Assembly. Every interaction I had with him was professional, respectful, and measured. What happened to him politically should make everyone uncomfortable—regardless of party. At the exact moment Ralph Northam was facing collapse over the blackface scandal, allegations surfaced against Fairfax that effectively ended his political future overnight. He was never charged. He was never prosecuted. And once his career was over, the allegations faded from public view just as quickly as they appeared. That pattern—unproven allegations surfacing at the precise moment someone is about to rise politically—is not new. We’ve seen it play out nationally with figures like Brett Kavanaugh and Clarence Thomas. Whether you believe those claims or not, the timing is always the same—and the damage is always permanent. Now we’re watching the aftermath of a life that, by any objective measure, was derailed in a matter of weeks. And the same political class that stood by—or benefited—at the time is now offering thoughts and prayers. That’s the part that ought to turn your stomach. If we’re going to be honest about accountability in this country, it has to cut both ways. Destroying someone publicly without due process, without proof, and without consequence is not justice. It’s politics at its worst. And it keeps happening because it works.

@traumadumpling This is why women can't have nice things.... always hiding them where I want to look.

he pulled my panties to the side and my criterion closet picks fell out

@Jesus_Cano88 Who played SS?

Josuar Gonzalez, Luis Hernandez and Parks Harber are all in the Giants extended spring training game against the Brewers today.

@Jaypers413 @LCCaptains @CleGuardians

Jaison Chourio HR (2) @LCCaptains @CleGuardians