Devin

Bizarro Cannibal Corpse “I Bleed Cum”

@rosiexgold 😮‍💨

In my hot mom era

The American People: Hey can you guys stop raping children and protecting pedophiles? The White House: don’t you just HATE these damn liberal cars that turn off when you stop at a red light? That’s how they work, right?

@BruceLePage5 @ThatEricAlper Those aren’t people

@ThatEricAlper As a tour bus driver, I’m not going to do it. People are sleeping in the bus.

@xxgodhand @Avowd_Chi I’m fatter than every member of Crowbar

@Avowd_Chi Yeah that was my hang up

Is the Acacia Strain just Crowbar for deathcore bros?

@WhiteHouse Bro heard the name “Gobble” and immediately remembered what he did to Bill Clinton’s dick and penis

GOBBLE UNCONDITIONALLY PARDONED BY PRESIDENT DONALD J. TRUMP

“…Let’s start talking about the Republican Party’s Record Setting Achievements, and not fall into the Epstein “TRAP,” which is actually a curse on the Democrats, not us. MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN!” - President Donald J. Trump

"I can't help falling in love with you" 🎶❤️

@realDonaldTrump Could you put my penis in your mouth next?

Don’t forget to get a copy of my son Eric’s book, “UNDER SIEGE,” which is breaking records everywhere. It’s a phenomenal book, that’s a must read for everyone—Congratulations Eric, you deserve it!!! a.co/d/7oPyLF5

@Smokahontas2024 Are you dumb?

That’s not normal that’s HAARP. Y’all can call it “beautiful” all you want, but it’s actually dangerous. What you’re seeing in the sky isn’t nature doing its thing, it’s manipulation. They’re literally playing with the atmosphere and frequencies, and people just stand around taking pictures like it’s some kind of light show. Wake up, because this stuff affects our weather, our health, and our planet more than most realize.

@punkandfunk @littlenutsac_ I don’t know what the fuck I’m doing

@littlenutsac_ @DevinShidaker just fucking writes nasty, unholy riffs as naturally as shitting logs. Him, Vincent, and all those dudes are monsters 😤

Holy shit...

@EvanVanWormer1 Fucking band sucks

The Acacia Strain does nothing for me.

@Brainstorm90 NO

Is The Acacia Strain cool?

@spengman 🤷‍♂️

Too many people I had valued music opinions are tweeting about a new acacia strain album

We are issuing criminal subpoenas to Roblox, which has become a breeding ground for predators to gain access to our kids.

@ShawnTheButcher @jasinthreenine @inmadnesspod YEAHHHHH I hope it has the Godzilla vs Bambi bit in the beginning

@jasinthreenine @inmadnesspod HELL YEA!!!! WATCHED IT THE SECOND I SAW IT!!! 🔥 🔥 🔥

I wanted to let everyone (mostly @ShawnTheButcher ) in the @inmadnesspod family that hbo / max has a ton of Godzilla movies including Godzilla 1984 / Return of Godzilla.

@hansumsquidward @FleshBuzzard Don’t

@FleshBuzzard i still have hope 😢

i hope that one day the acacia strain tours with good bands

@JohnHinckley20 I hear Jodie Foster HATES Elon

@BruceLePage5 Every band on a tour is putting in the same amount of work as a headliner, if not more if they don’t have any crew with them. I don’t want to ever make anyone feel like they’re less than or don’t deserve to eat just because they’re playing earlier in the day.

When I tour managed The acacia Strain Vincent always instructed me to make sure the hospitality budget was split evenly. He was adamant about the opening band receiving the same buyout he did. Rare trait from a man who has been touring for years.

@bosxe @JustinWhang Bald King Network disagrees. Trips to Turkey are an act of cowardice, and cowardice is not compatible with the X

@JustinWhang The Council has determined this is false.

Trip to turkey counts as breaking edge