Devo

You might as well throw the car out unless you want that smell with you forever because that’s NOT coming out

@wrestling_VI As someone from Mississippi, fuck him and Brett Farve

Has Ted DiBiase Jr become the new age Marty Jannetty?

@TomPestock Chances aren’t zero

What’s the over under we get a Logan Paul, Austin theory match against Gronk and Tom Brady at mania.

Boy, this is gonna go over well…

you know what I think? I think we all died and this is just hell.

@CeeHawk He’d be 90 this year

@CeeHawk My dad was. He was an older cat when I was born lol

Both of my grandfathers were sharecroppers. My GRANDFATHERS.

@AEW_Blog Was it the 1991 Denver Broncos?

Who attacked Toni Storm? 👀 AEW’s close-up photo references many rivals and other matches. •Bloody heel (Mariah May) •Bouquet (Mina's stalker/admirer) •Penelope's Harley Quinn Hammer •Kendo stick (Shida?) •Mina's barbed wire bat •Mercedes Mone's neon sign •Strap (Stat? Thekla?) •Cowbell (Deonna? Thunderosa? They had that bullrope match.) •Mask (Julia Hart? She had those mask vignettes a while ago) •Sneakers (?) •Golden chair (?) •Behind the bat, what is that red thing? A velvet rope? Her tattoo also has an X through it. I know Toni has matching tattoos with other women like Rhea Rhipley and Deonna but I’m not sure which one is crossed out. Does anyone know? It’s also worth noting that a mysterious person has been sending Mina flowers. Could this be connected to the Toni attack?

I usually find this show to be really too edgelord for me But this lady was dope. Gotta find her socials and shit now

@nbrink77 @CountDankulaTV I’ve got zero doubt at this point. I haven’t heard one that hasn’t cracked me up

@Devo662 @CountDankulaTV "Can You Help Me Repair My Gate" is a banger

The Afroman Trial. -Cops raid Afromans house for bullshit reasons. -Steal money, break his door, fuck his house up. -No criminality found whatsoever, no charges at all pressed on Afroman. -Afroman spends the next 3 years making songs that make fun of all the officers involved by name, even using footage of the raid from his own CCTV cameras. -Songs had titles like "Randy Walters is a son of a bitch" and "Lick Em Low Lisa" accusing one of the officers of being a lesbian and sleeping with the other officers wives. -During the raid one officer looked like he was about to eat some lemon pound cake sitting on Afromans counter, Afroman made a whole album calling the officer fat. -The cops get mad and file a lawsuit for defamation. -Afroman turns up to court in a whole American flag suit. -Officers performatively mald and cry while listening to the songs really trying to oversell how badly the songs upset them. -One officer was suing because Afroman made a whole song about him saying he was fucking the officers wife. When the officer was asked if Afroman was really fucking his wife, he said "I don't know". Nuking his own case and establishing that there is a non-zero chance that Afroman might actually be fucking his wife. -As his only witness for the trial, Afroman brought a deputies EX FUCKING WIFE. -The jury ruled completely in favour of Afroman. This entire thing has been a great win for free speech and absolutely fucking hilarious.

Maaaaaaaaan let me tell you I LOVED some Beast Wars man

@TSingletonSays @CountDankulaTV Fix my door, quit stealing my dough

@Devo662 @CountDankulaTV Exactly! Now,

@DirtyDomDom So unselfish that he only asks for piss videos from you to sign a contract

Brock Lesnar is One of the Most Unselfish Superstars in WWE. Brock Lesnar Make Stars ✨

@nbrink77 @CountDankulaTV Found the Afroman case hipster here 😂

@Devo662 @CountDankulaTV Lol I have that album so I already knew

I had tapped out mostly right before this, it had been going down hill WELL before this (99 was a total mess), but I do remember watching the Nitro after this because I had heard this happened at the end. Barely made it into it before I remembered why I stoped watching. It was a mess

There was no one cooler in wrestling than Scott Hall

@Jman1015175049 Incoming

@Devo662 I’m going to go with the latter one here…

The person who drops this cash is either gonna make a really sweet moment or a creepy one. I don’t think there’s gonna be a lot in seen that’s gonna drop that

@JoAnn_Marie @clashreport A Wizard alright…

@clashreport I thought he was dressed as a wizard

Qatar’s Prime Minister: This war needs to stop immediately. The aggression needs to stop immediately. Because everyone knows who the main beneficiary of this war is, and dragging the whole region into this conflict is.