U_R_Irrelephant

Okay this is really great. Have to watch until the end, last couple of minutes it’s unreal choreography.

It seems as though someone woke up needing attention. Ok. Let’s do that. Meredith. I don’t think I’ve ever posted anything on here about you. Not because I like you or feel bad for you. But mostly because you’re like a played out underrated one hit wonder that wasn’t even a hit. Mostly not even worth the effort. But I’m feeling cute today. The screenshot below demonstrates exactly your worth… nothing. Nobody likes you. Nobody wants to hear from you. Nobody even did when you dated Aidan. You seemed ok but I later realized that it was simply because you knew to keep your chimp like jaw shut in public, for the most part. You served the purpose of Aidan having a blonde next to him when he showed up to court to greet his REAL supporters. Thank God you wore big sunglasses to hide most of your face and to weigh you down so that the wind wouldn’t blow you away. (But then again, you probably just binged and hadn’t gotten to the purge phase yet of your diet.) The sight of you made me want to E-adopt a kid in Africa I’d see on commercials eating gumi to the sound of Sarah McLaughlin. I also can’t imagine what it takes to lay next to you at night. Aidan should start a fund just for whatever he had to endure during that process. You threw your whole life away just to be a troll on the internet and you suck at it. You’re not even a pig. You’re like the tapeworm of a pig. You’re feed off feces that’s already been discarded and then ingested again by a pig. You employ the services of married dudes who pretend to be women so he can prey on vulnerable women on the internet. Not to mention Australian douchebags who haven’t become as creative as Jayschun has to prey on women on the internet. (I can smell the metrosexual’s Drakkar all the way in the Smokey Mountains.) No man with a penis that’s ever been desired by another (or wasn’t incarcerated) will ever want you. Now you just look like you smell like cheese.

🇺🇸The White House is the most secure building on the planet. When you have the line of succession in one room and a key security barrier compromised, the case for a ballroom starts to make a lot more sense. Acting AG Blanche: "We absolutely believe there is no better example of why this ballroom is necessary, aside from all the positive things it will bring to this country and to Washington, D.C., than what happened."