Esoteric Derek

So later today I’ll be a guest on the Wood Workers Guild of America (@wwgoa) livestream at 4PM. Super out of my depth but excited to join! Here’s the link: wwgoa.com/video/wwgoa-li…

@RedNinetyFour You doing okay, man? Seems like you're feeling pretty dismal about the team today.

Will be funny when Mike Conley soaks up the majority of the Reed crumbs we’re at least getting now

@ClaireMPLS Box breathing is a really low bar to entry and has the same physiological effects.

i’m horrible at meditating but i really need to get my cortisol levels under control because whew. does anyone have a short, simple meditation they like (bonus points if you don’t normally love meditating but this one works for you)? links / specific apps appreciated

@teroyaeason I spoke with him at a Timberwolves game when he was injured and he was so kind. I’ve been a Rocket’s fan my whole life, but there are a few players who I will love no matter where they go. Your son is one of them.

T Mobile today… Rep: Are you Tari Easons mom? Me: I am! Rep: I met him long time ago at a downtown store. He’s so nice; There was a lady who couldn’t pay for her phone and he paid it. I always ask the universe for signs. And they come almost every day. I just be so proud. Highest compliments are ones of integrity. I’m never afraid; destiny can’t be stopped💙

@DejounteMurray I used to coach AAU and my best player has been locked up for 12 years. Made a mistake when he was 17 and now he lives in a cage. That money would make a huge difference in his life. I give him 25 dollars a week, but it’s honestly all I can afford.

I FEEL LIKE GIVING 5 PEOPLE $2500 TODAY!!! 😅 DM5 Random Blessings

@VernonMaxwell11 Chuck Hayes!

Nice to see my guy John Starks on the Knicks sideline supporting his old team. Which Rockets legend would you like to see tomorrow night at the game?

@teroyaeason I’m a Rockets’ fan in Minnesota—going to be in the building. They better bring it or I’ll never hear the end of it from these midwesterners. I’m trying to go to work on Friday talking shit.

Jesus, Minnesota can probably taste the blood. We have to do and be completely different for them. Time for the revibe. Everybody need to check themselves. No time for anything less! Stand on it Rockets!!!! 🤞🏾

@RedNinetyFour Could be that it’s the first night of a back to back.

@HPbasketball Chuck Hayes

This is the most basic Reddit prompt ever, but what are your favorite non-superstars of all time? Not best, favorite.

@BiasedHouston Eldridge Recasner? Scott Padgett?

Flex your knowledge real quick: What’s the most random Houston Rocket player you can come up with? I’ll go first: #Rockets legend Chinanu Onuaku.

Team! My Donor’s Choose is being matched today which means it’s less than 200 dollars to complete! Help if you can. tinyurl.com/DoubleDavidson @_foureyes @jkatzmoses @NickOfferman3 @FrankHowarth @StumpyNubs

@JimmyDiResta Thank you so much, Jimmy. You’re so consistently generous. I really appreciate it.

💪🏼💪🏼💪🏼💪🏼

@JimmyDiResta @WoodWhisperer @FrankHowarth @_foureyes @Nick_Offerman @StumpyNubs @PaskMakes My high school got its budget frozen by the district, so I’m crowdfunding for our shop again. Any chance you guys push our @DonorsChoose out to your followers? tinyurl.com/hchsmaker

@ForedomElectric So I run a public high school makerspace, and we are crowdfunding to upgrade our power carving set up with some of your stuff. Any chance you boost our signal? donorschoose.org/project/chisel…

High school budget is frozen, so here I am, once again asking for your assistance: donorschoose.org/project/chisel…

@teroyaeason Man I am a fan of him as a basketball player and you as a mom. I am hoping for nothing but the best for you and your son.

Here we go! I think we’re both scared shitless and have actually said those words. Thanks for all the light and love y’all keep sending. I’d trade places if that was on the menu and I wouldn’t think twice. Peso is strong though. And that is just that🤞🏾💙

@untilnextstop @CallMeMoprah @JustinAion This is what I came here to say. Don’t forget you can ask it to revise lessons for different grade levels or abilities or backgrounds.

Desperately ISO anything to help me do following: Do Now, lesson, & Exit Ticket for 3 groups: -20min math, double digit add/sub -30min math, all basic operations -30min math, multiply/divide I can DM you the specific email if that would help.

My Rockets only come to MPLS twice a year. Sucked to see @TAR13ASON in plain clothes on the bench, but I yelled out that he was my favorite at the end of the game, and he acknowledged me. @teroyaeason raised him right. Love y’all both. Can’t wait to get my 17 jersey. Go Rox.

@JTGatlin Sengun Bari Cam Tari Green Amen

If you had to rank the #Rockets core six prospects today -- based on what we know so far and what you believe their future potential to be -- how would you rank them?

@RedNinetyFour That might count as “roasting” House. :P Your point about Jalen is absolutely correct. This was exactly what’s needed from him. That stat about 6-2 when he’s the leading scorer is misleading; he can be the leading scorer as a chucker or in the flow. Huge difference.

@teroyaeason A while better not be too long. You've become the backbone of Rocket's Twitter.

Defense wins games. I’m done for a while.💔 my heart is BROKEN.