Dezeray (she/her)

I respect the moon's unwillingness to be photographed on a phone.

driving barefoot feels like when they connect their hair to the dragon in avatar

Why is Auntie Anne's only in the mall? Bitch, spread tf out!

I don’t lose hyperfixations they just go dormant until I hear something about them again like a sleeper agent

I am well aware that there is no benefit for a woman to be as opinionated as I am, truly doing it for the love of the game.

the women's bathroom at a club is the closest we'll ever get to Barbie World

born to be a hater but forced to understand where you’re coming from

the reason men can open jars easier is because they don’t moisturize

Ads dragging you to playstore because you missed the x by 0.001cm

If I die after I pay my rent sit me on the couch till da 30th

apple weather app don't know what's going on, they just be looking out the window like the rest of us

i can't even think straight knowing a package got delivered while im not home

bruh what CVS even stand for

your honor who gives a fuck lowkey

As a child I thought adults were exaggerating when they said, “if it’s not one thing, it’s another,” but now that I am an adult I can confirm that if it’s not one thing, it’s definitely another.

Have we considered a lifelong Accelerated Reader program where grown adults in their 30s and 40s can get free movie tickets and better airline seats if they read books

“source?” my gut feeling, reddit, my intuition, super symbolic dream, and the vibe i got