WILDER

Definitely a Proud mum 😊

this the funniest fight on the internet 😂😭💀☠️

A nigga will fuck the shit out of you then hop on the game like nun happened 😂

i love when people consider me. idc how small it is. 🥹

I think he ate 😂

i just need people to understand that before cell phones we had to call landlines and your friend's parents would answer and YOU HAD TO TALK TO THEIR PARENTS until your friend came to the phone

That dude would have put him to sleep if he didn't have a helmet on

im doing good you know. besides the underlying feeling that im fundamentally incapable of fitting in in a society. besides that im chillin

What’s one sentence every stoner has said at least once in their life?

How are men able to control their urine while receiving a blowjob?

Lesbians know how to cook

now stay out my dms bitchhh 😭

What’s your response to, how much have you spend on just weed?

"winter is literally the best season" ok u fucking husky go sit outside then

SHEIN so irritating. I don’t need to spin the wheel. Just let me fucking shop. 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

Trainwrecks TV just hit an INSANE $26M win on Stake’s Angel of Asgard slot. Huge huge win 🤯

none of the people who have tried to belittle me live a life l admire. and that's enough for me.

This would definitely have you making a mess all over your outfit.

Be honest… what’s the highest thing you’ve ever done while high?

I was at a pharmacy a few days ago waiting to pick up my prescription when a man in work overalls came in with his daughter, maybe 10 years old. She had a nasty cough and looked exhausted. The pharmacist told him the total and he immediately went quiet. Started checking every pocket like maybe more money would magically appear. Then he asked, “If I leave out the syrup, can I still get the antibiotics?” The pharmacist explained she really needed both. His daughter looked up at him and said, “Dad, it’s okay, im already feeling a bit better” That broke me a little. So I stepped forward and paid for everything before he could argue. The man just stared at me for a second like he didn’t know what to say. As they were leaving, the little girl turned around and waved at me with the biggest smile. I don’t think she realized she made my entire day too.