Dharma & Greg
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@AndrewHilaryUS I wish someone would hound my enemies the way those cats look at that pizza
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[notes app apology to my haters]
Andrew Hilary🇵🇸@AndrewHilaryUS
Something tells me tonight’s gunna be one of those nights where I sit on the floor and eat an entire pizza
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Last weekend someone was asking me "do you like" and just listing animals. My answer to every one was "YES." "Mice and rodents?" YES!!!!! Friend, you are asking the wrong person if you're trying to complain about an animal and looking for someone to commiserate with.
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@suchnerve Hey my nostalgia comes from watching Walker Texas Ranger as a kid when I was home from school pretending I was sick.
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All I have to say about Chuck Norris is that I wish people had the self-awareness to differentiate “I enjoyed other people’s commentary about this guy” from “I liked the guy himself” because not even one of those Chuck Norris jokes came from him. The nostalgia is misdirected.
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@willmenaker Well as we can see from this image, Trump is neither a tits or an ass man. He is a leg man.
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I don’t believe in nothing no more
Polymarket@Polymarket
BREAKING: “Beautiful Army blonde” with over 1 million followers & frequently pictured with Trump revealed to be AI generated.
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@TheWapplehouse Splay them legs and spread them cheeks to make sure your dick and balls get that tan to increase testosterone
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I have to do a tanning bed due to low Vitamin D. Is this a rotisserie situation? Do I need to rotate or just lay there?
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@TheWapplehouse Millenials are the best at this cause we just shoot ourselves in the face
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Shoot me in the face if I ever start posting like this
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@newmetrohaven I always wonder if this is his actual feelings about superheroes or if it's a rationalization after the fact of his bitterness over the industry being a shit industry
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@MachoMadness4 @PinkNews There's no way you don't have a hard drive full of child porn
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Tennessee GOP advances bill that would create public list of trans residents thepinknews.com/2026/03/19/ten…
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I thought for sure this was AI but it’s not. A few hours ago crews rescued a 500 pound guy that wandered on to a construction site and fell in a hole.
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@frostrayner Me, Green Arrow, getting my friends Batman and Superman blackout drunk in Star City and marrying them as a joke.
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@Molycuddle If an Irish person gets down on all fours and twerks isn't that definitionally Irish dancing?
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You do realise most Irish people can’t Irish dance for shit?
The Conservative Alternative@OldeWorldOrder
In some cultures, women get down on all fours & twerk while throwing up gang signs. In Irish culture, women dance through the forest like angels. WE. ARE. NOT. THE. SAME.
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@ARobotJoe @CantEverDie Yes besides feeling like you're dealing with the other side of a frontier
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a lot of republicans on here have a noble savage view of amish communities
evan loves worf@esjesjesj
I bet this goes so hard if you’re incredibly fucking stupid
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@9mmballpoint And Israel knows it doesn't matter. Trump will back the Zionists who throw money at him to the hilt.
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@rfcwwide @lanabeesfw I was going to disagree with you but as a woman I guess you'd know
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@lanabeesfw As a woman, it affects your biology. Is it for worse? don't know.
Also, as woman, it seems that it affects your capacity to commitment and attachment. If you plan to hop between partners until dead or something like that, good for you.
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Having sex with lots of people is completely fine as long as youre safe about STDs/STIs and everyone is consenting. Nothing bad happens to your soul, it doesnt change your body, it doesnt ruin or soil you like religious propaganda wants you to believe.
Hoops@Hoopss
What opinion will get you in this position?
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@__flimflam @Sparkpoodle1 Wrong. It's my functional health-trained version of Claude. Chat GPT is for sissies.
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I can not understand what the big deal is with pasteurization? It's literally just heating milk for a set time then rapidly cooling it
No chemicals, no high tech equipment, it's just heated milk
FactPost@factpostnews
The FDA has announced at least 7 people have contracted E. coli linked to cheddar cheese made from raw milk.
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