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@iamBigChops Well I used to think the hell fire could be the sun

Bro I just discovered God might be living in the sun, that’s why nothing can ever get close to it 💔

@HeisHiMjr @jay56ix @Al_ameenX Note 15*

@Dhavidonz @jay56ix @Al_ameenX The 17 series? Planning on getting the note series soon

Funny thing is those driving German cars will swear theirs are better, but that’s how Redmi started in the phone industry Chinese Powerbike which is the least cost in the motoGP grid won a GP last week ZX moto 820RR cost 6k$. They are exposing the injustice in price we had endured for decades because the western Profit moguls were happy extorting from the masses.

@jay56ix @Al_ameenX Oops Pele.

@Dhavidonz @Al_ameenX Samsung mid-range phones aren’t like this. I had a Samsung A51 in 2020, and even though it was mid-range, it wasn’t mid like this 😭. Same with the iPhone 8 I used in 2018—it wasn’t mid like this. Honestly, this is the worst phone I’ve ever bought

@HeisHiMjr @jay56ix @Al_ameenX I'm aiming at the titan tough series now

@jay56ix @Al_ameenX Your type will be the one to use it to play call of duty at high settings knowing well that phones like this aren't built for that long term

@jay56ix @Al_ameenX The thing is Xiaomi owns redmi Poco and Xiaomi. Redmi in it's original glory was meant to be a mid range phone. I use redmi note 13 and I love it but from someone who is used so Samsung. I know redmi is mid

@Al_ameenX So redmi na better phone 🤣? Before you come for my head, I have a redmi note 15 pro. The phone mid die🤣. Anything Chinese is usually substandard

@viktorbensonyt So cause her uncle na commissioner. The others can't plan a revenge...th Neva de serious with the trauma wey them see

Women can destr0y lives in need of attention: I remember a young lady in Bayelsea who poured drops of hypo in her bottle water and drank it Then she accused 4 of her roommates for trying to k!ll her For a week, 4 of her roommates slept in police station because of her lies She even acted she was dying and was admitted to the hospital It was another friend that spoke out that on a WhatsApp call, she told them that she planned everything She acted fine with them but as they were going for the case the next day, she will act like she is close to dy!ing These 4 young girls had the most traumatic experience of their lives because she wanted attention for herself When the police found out, they let go of the case and suppressed the issue because her uncle was commissioner of police One of the girls that was jailed has been traumatized for years that she has refused to have a roommate or even socialize with people This is how far women can go to seek attention They can destr0y people’s lives for it

@Rashnaking Very bad. I remembered how my roommate loved wearing my wears without my consent. I didn't like it but my complaint fell on deaf ears, I decided to kukuma dash him. And not less than a month I saw the same wear in the bin.. I was furious

Last Christmas, we gave our neighbor food you know, sharing love during the festive period. Later that day, I was at the backyard cleaning a dusty window, only for me to see their daughter throwing the food away. The same food we gave them. Packed nicely in two takeaway packs inside purple nylon. She didn’t know I saw her. Omo! I was SHOCKED. I just quietly went back inside. Didn’t even tell anyone until later that evening. Fast forward to yesterday. knock knock I opened the door, it was their daughter again. She said her mum is celebrating her birthday and brought us food. I collected it calmly Thank you, greet your mum. But in my mind, plan don set already I waited! As soon as I saw the woman step outside, I carried the food, stepped out at the exact same time, and poured everything for the compound dog. She looked at me. I looked at her. She stared at me. I stared back. Then she quietly walked away. You can’t throw away my food, but expect me to eat yours. It’s aura for aura season, my dear.

@onu_slim Kudos to blue collars. I have a friend who cuts hair and charges 10k and 25k for home service. Yet his parents wants him to get a white collar job

Unpopular opinion: The most financially stable people in your street are not the bankers, the lawyers, or the civil servants, they are the electrician with four apprentices, the baker supplying three hotels, and the barber whose chair is never empty. White collar gave you a salary, handwork gave them a business, and in Nigeria’s economy, a business always outlasts a salary.

@AbisoyeOmotosho @DilibeE31904

@DilibeE31904 Two wrong don’t make a right

I will give anything to get the chance to look him in the face and tell him that I warned him that day God will judge you for what you did to me. I was not aggressive. I was calm, respectful and cooperating. One officer was on my phone and we were literally talking and laughing. Then out of nowhere I was slapped from behind. Even the officer with me was shocked asking what just happened. That moment changed a lot for me. The pain stayed with me for months. Months. No one deserves that. This man has to face the law. Actions like that cannot go unanswered. @PoliceNG_CRU @PoliceNG

@AbisoyeOmotosho @PoliceNG @PoliceNG_CRU You know the annoying thing right now is... trying to locate Ur comment session but it's taking me almost 2 weeks as you don tag all yr posts from 1911 to a 12 hours post

This guy was the most dangerous out of all of them. He pointed a gun at me and kept threatening me like my life meant nothing. He’s the same one that hit me with the gun, shocked my body, beat me, and even slapped me from behind when I didn’t see it coming. Out of everyone there, he was the most aggressive. The most dangerous. He needs to be stopped!!! He is evil!!! @PoliceNG @PoliceNG_CRU

@MrMekzy_ Wait till you see him in his 2nd. Then you would know there's somewhere after rock bottom

I just feel Tinubu is the worst president that Nigeria can ever have, we’ve hit rock bottom with him. Nobody can out fail and out wicked him.

@onu_slim But sir. We no get bridge for Ikorodu

Someone slid into my DM in early February, “Sir I have something to tell you, it will change the life of your followers financially. I don’t want to share it publicly so it won’t cast, but I like your financial quotes and I think you should harness this opportunity sir.” I said go ahead. He goes: “There is this crypto platform launched from Satoshi, the same people that did Core, but they kept this one hidden because the value is really high sir”. I said ok, interesting, send the website. He sent the link (www.somethingdotcom) Me: within Within 2 minutes, I found out he only launched the site barely 48 hours ago. He wanted to “blessing ceo” me and my followers Immediately I sent him back his full name, phone number, IP address, and photograph. His reply: “I am sorry sir, please forgive me”. I don’t just post financial quotes, I dint learn this tech under Ikorodu bridge, The guy clearly didn’t get the memo, You don’t bring a toy gun to your Daddy’s house. 😂

@AdesolaSo Well it looks like he temporarily taking a break from being call that title "future son in law" Well if U was, I would do the same, cause we never could tell if they move ended up together

My brother’s fiancée’s father will be celebrating his 60th birthday next month. The man is a chief, and his fiancée is the firstborn in her family. Now, the family asked the lady to bring a cow, buy two different clothes for her father, and pay for the event hall to be used. Altogether, everything amounts to ₦4.5 million. The problem is that the lady is still looking for a job, while my brother is a banker. However, the family told her that my brother should step into the role of the son-in-law and handle the expenses. My brother called off the relationship yesterday. He said he is no longer interested. Is my brother a bad guy?

@Big_Sinudo What goes around comes around

The INEC headquarters in Abuja has been equipped with a battalion of soldiers, civil defense corps, and police officers, as well as armored vehicles and helicopters flying in the airspace. This increased security around the INEC office in Abuja is due to a planned protest today. My happiness is that when these security officers retire, we see them living in agonizing poverty and protesting too for their pensions. God sees us all.

@Benking443 Now I see why you tagged it "avoid mentally deranged people"

This story was discussed on radio in Enugu and honestly, it sounds like something out of a movie.. A man based abroad sent his fiancée nearly ₦23 million to help him purchase land in Enugu. When he returned to Nigeria for their wedding, he asked her to take him to see the property.. She took him somewhere deep inside Nike village… and anyone familiar with that area knows land there goes for around ₦4–5 million, not anywhere near ₦23 million. That’s when everything started to unravel.. The man’s family got the police involved. During the investigation, it was discovered that she had actually bought the land for about ₦4.5 million. But it didn’t stop there. The sellers were also arrested too. That was when they discovered that She gave: ₦2 million to the sellers ₦1 million to the agent …just to get them to back her up and falsely claim the land was worth ₦23 million. A full-blown cover-up. The wedding? Immediately called off.. And when she was questioned, she reportedly admitted that a large chunk of the money had been spent on wigs worth millions and other personal expenses... This wasn’t a random person. This was someone he had been in a relationship with for years… someone he trusted enough to build a future with. Just like that, everything collapsed.

@Chi_Non_So007 @SadiqMaunde @officialABAT 😭😆😆

@SadiqMaunde @officialABAT His media team will read this and say “omo no be lie”

I have postponed my trip to Iperu, Ogun State. My first duty at this moment is to stand with the people of Plateau. I will be in Jos to commiserate with families who have lost loved ones and to reaffirm that those who seek to spread fear will not prevail. We will continue to strengthen our security response and ensure that justice is done. From Plateau, I will proceed to Lagos to observe Good Friday, and then continue with scheduled engagements in Ogun, Lagos, and Bayelsa focused on infrastructure, trade, and economic growth. In moments of grief, we must stand together. In moments of progress, we must keep building. The work continues. Nigeria First. Bola Ahmed Tinubu President

@D_Baba07 @Lord_vybel E get why armed robbers dey pray fess B4 embarking in an operation. Na the guy loose guard himself. He believed in himself too much

In a 400 lvl exam, A guy came in with an expo ‘paper’ into the exam hall. So there was a lady who sat in his front, after she was done with hers she went to inform the invigilator that the person behind her came in with expo The guy fill form oo Na like this I open mouth

@Uqbah__ @Eneegmanuelllll 😆

@Eneegmanuelllll Yinmu

Do this alot at events. Also picked one babe up one day, had good convo with her. She kept telling me 'I'll be dropping at Eterna filling station''. Hinting that I should get her contact, as she would be dropping soon. I didn't. While alighting, she still said 'I'm coming down o'. I waved her goodbye. Some conversations don't need to end in exchange of contacts Tbvh.

@musayusuf4116 @JuliusElum Abeg who open X for aboki

@JuliusElum If you at least get Sense this make him a subject of investigation, he's not here to help but to ignite and break the unity Bond connecting us together as citizens because they can't succeed in their mission towards destroying Nigeria if we are united SHALOM 🕊️🕊️

Obviously, he is a trained military. Perhaps the US military. He might be a spy from the CIA The question is, are Christians being killed in the North, yes. Are Muslims killed as well, yes, they might sometimes be casualties. But the target are Christians. This guy here is the only foreigner fit to do what he is doing. Terrorist, jihadist can't touch him because he is trained and he is got backups from the US. ONE thing stands out, every place new killings happen, the guy is always the first to arrive. So, I would say this, this guy is not the problem. That he is a foreign doesn't stop him from speaking out on the killings of innocent people. Stop the killings in the North Mr. President. You've got everything you need to stop it. But you're purposely allowing it. This is pure wickedness.

@RealQueenBee__ But don't you think he is right. We Nigerians are actually dull, we have these evidences yet he is still in power and campaigning to continue. Wo! we dull abeg

Tinubu used Electricity to campaign in 2023, he said "Nigeria cannot generate Electricity for a rosted corn" Now in 2026 he's using the same electricity to campaign after making the situation worse. Remember he said "do not vote for me if I don't give you 24hrs light" This man thinks that Nigerians are dull