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Nigerian Politician Profile:
Bank — Switzerland
Hospital — London
Holidays — UAE or USA
Kids — UK, USA, Canada
Pilgrimage — Saudi
Shopping — Paris, Milan
Houses — Abuja, Dubai, London
Fornication —Maldives, Mykonos
Checkups — “Routine” trips abroad
Constituency — Seen only during elections
Promises — “We are working on it”
Scandals — “Politically motivated
Side hustle — Government contracts
Cars — Bulletproof convoy, sirens screaming
Light — 24/7 generator (NEPA is for vibes)
Security — More guards than a bank vault
Country — Managed remotely.
But when it’s time to campaign:
“My people… I feel your pain.” 🙂
If you like use your head this coming election or they use it for you as usual.
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I watched the video of the Father that went to the gym to arrest a gym instructor for impregnating his 17 year old daughter. For some reasons, I am always of the opinion that any guy that goes to the gym every morning and evening, Monday to Sunday, rubs cream and powder, and be doing fine boy isn't serious with his life.
Aside that broadchest, lines between their stomach known as 6 packs, and and yeye body physique which they pride in, most of them are gold diggers who prey on ignorant women.
They will wear singlet every night, rub cream and be doing fine boy. Majority of them are Male Ashawo under the guise of Bouncers. They know that's what most ladies want, so they prioritize it
I am sorry to say this, if you are dating a guy under that category, you might just be dating yourself. Some of you ladies are the ones bankrolling them under the serious boyfriend tag. Una go see shege. Some blackmail some of these ladies and take money from them.
They are the people Cindy referred to as iron condemn preek. Ṅa dem dey gather baby mama full everywhere. Take this post seriously for all I care.
Except it's emergency and your life depends on it, avoid bouncers and gym instructors. They will mess your life up
Okey Aliyu

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@FB_viktor For real, man. The fear of being stranded with people with Stockholm syndrome terrifies me every day 😞.
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@Letter_to_Jack Nawa and I be dey rate this account before, you sef fall for fake news ?
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@phemmykomar @lynusmezie @HeisHiMjr @Al_ameenX Oga contact @dabz_global global, you go get brand new s23. Surest vendor gadgets. I nor know about other vendors sha, but he sells good gadgets. The only vendor I fit patronize on the internet
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Funny thing is those driving German cars will swear theirs are better, but that’s how Redmi started in the phone industry
Chinese Powerbike which is the least cost in the motoGP grid won a GP last week ZX moto 820RR cost 6k$.
They are exposing the injustice in price we had endured for decades because the western Profit moguls were happy extorting from the masses.
Technical Ben@TechnicalBben
That Chinese car that looks like a Lamborghini urus is 24 million Naira 😭😭😭 WTAF?? A NEW CAR???? HOW???. Now imagine that in black 🖤, Can they make like smaller ones like they did with tecno and infinix, 😭 so I can afford it. Has anybody gotten that exact one yet?
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@Iam_Adex2 @Alexsky003 Lol, 🤣 look down on am keh ?
You sabi how many of my friends don make am for yahoo ?
All !
Not a single friend of mine that did fraud is broke in my circle I'm the poorest on currently.
Before one person go make am for Forex ehhhh, one thousand people don make am for fraud
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@jay56ix @Alexsky003 Bro don't ever look down on that your neighbor o, once trading clicks for him you'll think he did blood money ni, I'm a living proof of what I'm saying
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@Micheal3Lekan @TheHN1C Sorry man, my apologies I only started using the app a month ago.
Omo you don unlock new fear in me right now
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@chuksagbojie @Al_ameenX @InnocentUsigbe I've never used or bought an a56
There was a51 that was the one I had then and it was sold for 180k
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@jay56ix @Al_ameenX @InnocentUsigbe You're dishonest. How can you compare the price of the phone you bought 6 years ago to the one you bought probably this year which was released just last year? Do you even understand economics? The current A56 series released by Samsung cost over 600k. Stop arguing nonsense.

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@HeisHiMjr @Dhavidonz @Al_ameenX S23 nor dey get line problem sha,
The only thing a redmi phone has over an iPhone is the battery. You go regret say you buy redmi sha, like the phone is below average too mid
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@jay56ix @Dhavidonz @Al_ameenX I'm afraid of Samsung because of screen lines and I don't like iPhone 15. It's 16 pro Max I can consider but I'm on a tight budget
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@Micheal3Lekan @TheHN1C Nor dey spoil another person business, this app no be scam. Na you go sell used card
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@jay56ix @Al_ameenX @InnocentUsigbe The prices increase due to increased cost of production. And you're lying. The Samsung A56 series with the same specs as the Redmi note 15 cost over 600k. And mind you, they're all midrange devices.
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@HeisHiMjr @Dhavidonz @Al_ameenX Premium tears await, if you know what it's good for you better add money and go for a iPhone 15 or a s23
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