abosede 🎮🎮

I will make it in life.

@BlehisBack @Iamkolotayo Humans generally will treat you how they rate you.

So why didn’t he tell his new babe to relocate ??? See, men will treat you how they rate you. That thing that you’re begging him for, he will do it for another woman without batting an eyelid. Same man that will scold one woman for not washing plate in his house, will tell the other woman “oh please, your nails, I’d get someone to do that” Okunrin!! Okunrin!!!!

@Diamondarl Pls share the updates you people are now using🤲😂

@Kizitookere 😆 😂 no using fake burial for PTO

I just remembered something from our onboarding. They told us that if we ever needed to attend the burial of a grandparent or any family member, we should formally invite the firm, and they would send a representative. I didn’t think much of it at the time - but when I got home,

@esther_stan @dammyris__ Generational patterns are very real, and once you notice them, you quickly break them; otherwise, they will continue to spread from generation to generation.

We don’t speak enough about generational patterns. You don’t even know when you’re neck deep in a pattern until it’s too late. I had to fight it . fight giving up my career for marriage, fight early pregnancy, fight choosing a man over my self . Same age , same pattern…..but I broke it .

Circadian rhythm!

@J3nnie_C Huge one mehn. Micro twist it is

@Diamondarl I’ve been eyeing the sister locs but that’s a huge commitment

Micro twists tomorrow cos my cornrows don’t last at all.

The whole country is just pitch black!! Fvck

@johnolugbemi01 😂 😂

A few years back, a friend had asked that I accompany him to the one year birthday of his nephew. When the event started, the MC called the Chairman to come to the high table, and it was exactly my full name, middle name and the initial of my surname. Thinking my friend played a fast one on me, I stood up and began to walk to the high table. I was almost there when the MC asked who I was and what I was doing close to the high table. It was at this moment I noticed another person sitting on the seat meant for the chairman. It turned out the chairman and I shared the same first name, middle name and the initial of my last name. The journey back to my seat was like the distance from Lagos to Sokoto. I'd never felt so embarrassed in my life.

Airpeace is ridiculous! What do you mean by a flight from Lagos to Enugu includes a 15-hour stopover in Abuja? Lai shey international flight.

@akankebillions @TheAjibolaGrey Enjoyed that interview.

I am very happy Asake did the Korty interview in Yoruba. Every time he has given interviews in English, people pick apart his accent, his speaking. He is very comfortable speaking Yoruba and it greatly contributed to the quality of this interview.

@Lush_Beauty1 @Chysohm ☠️ 💀

Our nose rings are going to be our generations version of the aunties with the one gold tooth.

@rxchxrdszn @yankeeplug_ So SS 3 in 2012 is what?

ss3 6 years ago holy unc 😭

BOLA AHMED TINUBU IS THE WORST PRESIDENT EVER.

@_Oluwanifemii 😂

@Diamondarl She’s easily making you a millionaire 😀

If someone offered you 50million to text anyone on your contact list and if they don’t respond within 24 hours, you win the money… Who are you texting ?

@VoldermortsBabe 😂 😂 Voldermot

Tinubu na wetin?

@sledge_baba 😭😭😭 he will even buy PS 6 instead.

@Diamondarl When exactly???😂 Saved 9k for 3 months

We stopped over at my friend's sister's house just to say hello. My friend's 10yr old nephew rushed to greet us and out of excitement told us he has been saving in his piggy towards the purchase of his Ps5 and also, his dad promised to add money to whatever he managed to save by 3rd term holiday to get it. I asked him much he has saved so far and baba confidently said Nine thousand Naira. Na him papa I just dey pity.

@Sincerely_AO He’s an all-rounder. I stopped writing negative things in my journal after I just wrote down a wish for my 29th birthday, and three months later, I got it. I didn’t pray for it, nor did I look forward to it.

I want to take this opportunity to remind you that there is nothing too small to ask The Holy Spirit for help on. Things like finding a parking spot, gentle reminders, learning something new, buying something new, etc there’s nothing too small.