Dick Bazooka

@joelgaines @ionz45 @Dickmakas In spite of my name, I’m not thin-skinned

@deaflibertarian @jerrycurld

"Get implants!" That's what a lot of people "advise" me to do when they learn that I'm deaf. Listen, breast implants will not help me hear.

@chasedownleads I saw the same homeless man and he asked me the same question. I told him no and he recommended your course. That’s why I’m here.

Walked by a homeless man He asked if I had some money Why yes, I do I pulled out a huge wad of thousand dollar bills More money than he had ever seen in his entire life Kind of a dumb question to ask someone as wealthy as myself I put the bills back into my wallet and walked away I could hear every homeless person on the street standing up and applauding my insane wealth Feels good to be rich

@btcave1 It’s pretty windy

@DickBazooka I'm surprised it got that far. The curves by the reserviour are pretty tight for roof travel.

My town is > your town. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Holy smokes.

@EODHappyCaptain Griddle

What is the best way to make bacon? In a pan? In the oven?

@Citrous @thecavemommy

@DickBazooka @thecavemommy

Men be like “My favorite movie is Interstellar”

@Citrous @thecavemommy But what movies do you like

@thecavemommy I like Snatch.

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@joelgaines So same as last year

Just finished taxes. Gross. Good news though. 19 of you mfrs are dependents now.

At the moment, for no particular reason, I don't like any of you. (But you're still awesome)

@Caldos_Matar @bluelivesmtr Add what now?

@DickBazooka @bluelivesmtr Or add a pistol brace or buttocks for better aim. Heaven forbid you shorten your barrel to allow for closer combat like in a house protection as opposed to long range hunting...

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9 things about me: Drink water Don't be a dick

@btcave1 TF Phoenix, I remember

So it's been about 20 years now, eh brother?

@SnowChimp76 @codym1917 And in some places, we kept a round in the chamber at all times

@codym1917 And on some of those places, we were to have a mag in the mag well at all times also.

For everyone crying about the troops allowed to be armed on a military installation, consider this: During the GWOT, every single one of us was armed on the FOB / COP / MSS / JSS (installation) 24/7 with a rifle or a pistol and a magazine for force protection. Here I am talking to my gunner and medic (outside the frame) with a fucking 9mm pistol right there. Let the NCO's do their job and stop crying about shit that doesn't affect you. We have been asking for this since 9/11.

@lecternleader 51k at least

Do you know why they call it pound cake?

@PeteHegseth So you’re saying we’re not going to be greeted as liberators?

Back to the Stone Age.

@WarPath2pt0 @TommyFaceOnFire His children/grandchildren on the other hand…

@DickBazooka @TommyFaceOnFire

Some say the smartest man mentioned in the Bible was King Solomon... But I think it was Abraham... Because he knew a Lot--