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@MarvinFTL Murders a kitten, then a little person. She’s working her way up to an adult sized human. Anyone else notice this disturbing pattern?

Binx kiss of death #fishtanklive

@BerryBlakBerry A “Short” pun?! Really Landon? That’s pretty low dude. Do better

Well, shit. This might be tacky. I didn't know Suzie that well, but from the interactions I had with her, I think she was a nice person. Life is terribly short with the time we're given. My condolences go out to her family and friends. I was glad I got the chance to meet her

@SeanDSarcasm_ RIP Suzie. May she rest 10ft tall.

#fishtanklive Rip Muddah cunt

@Blair_TankWatch How long did the replacement gasket last? I had a Saturn Sl1 and that was a head gasket eater

my first car was a 93 cougar that blew a head gasket i didnt have the $1500 to pay a shop to fix it, but i had the tools and the $300 i needed for the gasket set and head bolts, even got the heads milled bought a haynes manual and did the work as it told me

@BENZOTOOIE This is one of my favorite moments from the simpsons. I always thought it was intentional. Homer screaming while his face is giving Smartline the respect it deserves. Then WhooHoo!

This bit from Last Exit to Springfield always bugged me because it’s clear that Homer’s lines were changed after the animation was done so what were the original lines?

@dash_r_media “Ya Know. I’m not seeing it.”

"I'm completely invisible, Jerry!"

@CrackAmicoRAP Introspective Double Concept Album!? I’m here for it

There’s no easy way to say this I’m retiring from rap. I’m 32. Can’t play these games anymore. It’s been fun and I truly appreciate the support from my fans these past years. Not done with music. Just done pretending… Monday, you’ll finally hear a song from the REAL me ❤️

@BurtBronx I said “allegedly”

@DickDarboosh That is not 100% true.

Burt here at Collect-A-Con today, Sunday, July 12, 2026, from 10 AM - 5 PM at the New Jersey Convention and Expo Center in Edison, NJ. In my Black.Urban Ripped Trainer outfit with my OG Daddy Burt business cards, signed headshots, and N-Word passes available for fans.  Ready to do interviews throughout the day with it livestreamed on YouTube. Con-It-Up! #collectacon

@bendoingsoyface HULU YA QUEEF AAAAAHHHHH WHAAAAAA? I HAVE NO BRAIN ACTIVITY COMEDY I DONT KNOW MY KIDS WHOOOOAAA

Aeeughh Aaeeeughhhhhhhhhh AEEEUGGHHHHHHHGHGHHHHH! 🍋🎉

@BeNice2MeProd Over some bullshit

You got some mothafuckin nerve callin me on Shabbat 🤨

@BurtBronx @JohnCena I didn’t know Cena had AIDS!? Interesting

John Cena smiled, shook my hand, and laughed when I explained what BURT stands for and pointed out that we were both wearing black tops. I’d definitely be down for some punch play and bro beatdown sessions with him. @JohnCena

@_DragonDrake “Can I get a Xanax?” - Freddy

😂😂😂😂 see and I was right. Cant trust ya. But if youre gonna "dox my number" better make sure you have it right. I thought you were cool dude, so this sucks. People reveal themselves. But keep trying!

@BurtBronx He ran away before you could poison him and “do things” with his skin. He’ll be running around the woods in nothing but his orange jumpsuit.

@DickDarboosh Is this for real? The one that got away?

BAD BURT NEWS James Drake’s Texas camping trip is scheduled for July 22–24, 2026. San Diego Comic-Con is scheduled for July 21–26, 2026, so the events overlap. FISHTANK CAMPING TRIP Expected attendees include: A) Season 5: James Drake, Landon, Bashir, the Twins, Binx, Vimp, and Blane B) Season 3: Alex B, Binx (and possibly Burt). SAN DIEGO COMIC CON 2026 I have a nonrefundable 5-day VIP pass. Tickets sold out months ago in 2025 and this is considered the biggest annual convention in the world. Expected guests include John Cena, Danny Trejo, Alan Ritchson, Kevin Smith, Jeffrey Dean Morgan, Guillermo del Toro, Marc Maron, Common, John Cusack, Hoyeon, Kate McKinnon, Seth Green, Jennifer Tilly, Chris Kattan, ENHYPEN, Jim Lee, Todd McFarlane, and Rob Liefeld. Which should I attend? A) FishTank Camping Trip B) San Diego Comic-Con 2026

@mints_____ Dude had serious gas pains

Bro made a horrible mistake at the bar and doesnt know how to get out of it

@BurtBronx So you’re gay?

Burt will be at San Diego Comic Con from July 22 to July 26. My Grindr app is gonna crash from all these whiteboys hitting me up. 💪🏿

@JeffDye Very Good Dye Very Very Good

Barry Bonds

@itwinnerdog She ate that poor rabbit

the fukcing baby rabbit died on my stream on myfucking birthday i fucking hate everything

@lil_doza Black-mail

Americans finding out you can’t use fighter jets to win a football match.