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Dick The Dastard

@Dickster27

I got an ice pick that made my ears burn. He/banana

London Katılım Şubat 2009
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Ben
Ben@BenJT87·
Why are Americans obsessed with wanking with lotion? 🧴 🤷‍♂️
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Sevyn 🇯🇲
Sevyn 🇯🇲@chyycarter·
I think the squad building is questionable but I don't like it when we take the blame away from Arteta in these situations. We needed a winger and he chose Noni at £52m you gotta get better than that.
nico 🏁@bombdiggy__

The fund to build a dynasty, Mikel Arteta wanted a second choice keeper and identified Joan Garcia (Barcelona now first choice keeper) and Arteta got money to buy Kepa. You lot don’t know football. Find a new sport

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Connor Humm
Connor Humm@TikiTakaConnor·
Leandro Trossard in training ✅
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Dick The Dastard@Dickster27·
@thegoon65 @CaroleShelemay @Chikezie03 @TikiTakaConnor That’s bollox. I’ve been going to matches since 1971. I know that we have players who wouldn’t have got in the Invincibles era reserve team. I also know that we’d have won the league by now with a winner as a manager. Look at his ridiculous training sessions today balancing a pen
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GravityGooner✨
GravityGooner✨@Gravitygunner14·
As soon as Arsenal loses, you seee a lot of Arteta out accounts… When we win, they all join to celebrate. Why don’t you make us hear how bad he is when we win! Cowards!
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Dick The Dastard@Dickster27·
@CaroleShelemay @Chikezie03 @TikiTakaConnor Because we have some players that are useless. It’s unfortunate but Martinelli, Trossard, Havertz and others are the reason we don’t win the league last season. I have no idea why we’re still persisting with them this season.
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Carole J. ✡️🇮🇱
Carole J. ✡️🇮🇱@CaroleShelemay·
@Dickster27 @Chikezie03 @TikiTakaConnor Other clubs who.are not doing well at the moment, for example Chelsea and of course Liverpool, Spurs and Utd when they finished 17th last season moan about their players less than our fans. They don't keep calling all their players useless. So how come ours fans do?
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AFC_Kezie
AFC_Kezie@Chikezie03·
@TikiTakaConnor That’s good news. He offered something different to Martinelli
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AK Arsenal
AK Arsenal@akarsenalnews·
Arsenal fans watched that Odegaard performance and only remember a failed back heel in the opposition box a hundred and fifty miles away from our own goal.
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congunners@congunners·
@vancfc1905 @EBL2017 But given the overreaction and embarrassing meltdowns some fans were having, it was warranted. Five losses all season and it’s April. Top of the league. QFs of the Champions League. Perspective is needed.
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congunners@congunners·
The best tweet you will read about last night and Arsenal in general. Literally couldn’t put it better myself. 👇
EBL@EBL2017

I am beyond calm about Arsenal from here until the end of the season. Last night's emotional outburst from the masses was predictable, but also predictably illogical. In moments like this, true analysts comes to the fore and the weak are separated from the chaff. The charlatan's reveal themselves in broad daylight. Unfortunately, they take up 99.9% of the population. Anybody who complained about Arteta's system, the balance, certain players not succeeding because of the coach, or even those complaining about certain individuals not being up to par are almost all completely mistaken. We learnt nothing new about Arsenal last night. Not one thing. From a tactical or player-based point of view. The reality of the situation is that Arsenal came up against the most in-form team in England and played a rotated team due to injuries. This is not an excuse, as Arsenal should still be beating Southampton, but losing to them becomes less of a surprise when considering the context. Arteta's selection was incredibly balanced. I only saw one other analyst on this platform say this, and he is correct. Completely. Yet he is being 'dragged' for it. The first half performance proved that to be entirely correct, too. Arsenal were dominant against a Southampton team who didn't press. However, Southampton did have some moments. Why? Because Mosquera, White, and Gabriel all made unforced individual errors which negatively impacted the flow of the game. That's football, and it can happen, but it certainly happened far too often last night which made the game basketball-y. Then, as the game wore on, Arsenal got weaker due to their injury situation. It was 1-1 at the time and Arsenal had Dowman in the #10 - a role that is instrumental to organising Arsenal's press and exerting control on the game. As good as Dowman is going forwards, his non-existent attempt at a counter-press for the first goal conceded, lack of defensive intensity, and immaturity to organise the press is why he will only be used as a wildcard late on in games against deep-lying defences or when Arsenal need a goal. Right now, he is a total passenger defensively. Then, to make matters worse, Gabriel came off injured and Havertz came off as well (no doubt to manage his load). Arsenal were simply not as well co-ordinated as they typically are defensively as a consequence of these factors all taken together. Arteta picked a rotated team which got weaker as the game went on. The second goal summed up their issues. Southampton kicked long from a goal kick down Mosquera's side, he failed to win the initial aerial duel, and instead of Arsenal having one of Rice, Merino, or Havertz to compete for the second ball on the left, they had Zubimendi, who also failed to win the duel. From here, Southampton scored in transition. Would that have happened if Arsenal didn't have injuries or need to rest Gabriel, Rice, Merino, or Havertz? No. But it did happen, and knockout football is ruthless. One loss and you're out. But does a rotated and injury-hit Arsenal team losing to Southampton mean that the club are in crisis mode? Or that the system is fundamentally broken? Or that there is genuine concern over the Premier League title race or the Champions League situation? Not to any attentive viewer, no, and here's why: In the Carabao Cup final, City surprised Arsenal tactically. Mikel and his staff should have come up with solutions at half-time, but they did not. Players also could have helped on the day, sure, but they suffered too. But, like I said at the time, would Arsenal rather be surprised tactically in the Carabao Cup final or in the league game against City? The answer is so obviously in the cup final. Now, when the league game comes around, Arsenal will be prepared to face that likely City set-up. Trust me on that. Plus, despite losing to Southampton, the balance in the team was excellent. We saw that in the first half. Just because individual errors and a weakened performance as the game went on may skew that notion does not mean that Arteta's system is flawed or that any individuals are not up to par or anything ridiculous like that. Remember, none of Raya, Timber, Saliba, Hincapié, Calafiori, Zubimendi, Rice, Eze, Saka, Trossard, and Gyökeres started. That is quite literally Arsenal's XI outside of Gabriel, and he came off injured too! Realistically, the argument being thrown about regarding the defeat to Southampton is that because Arsenal's second string XI lost, the entire season is in jeopardy. I mean… come on! What a lot of nonsense! Remove emotion from the situation. Zoom out. Realise that Arsenal are 9 points clear in the Premier League with 7 games to play. City have a game in hand, sure, but that game in hand is against Chelsea away. Plus, Arsenal have to play first in the Premier League against Bournemouth at home, giving them the opportunity to extend the lead to 12 points with 6 games to go. Arsenal are also in the quarter finals of the Champions League against Sporting Lisbon. The weakest team left in the competition. If you said this was the situation to any Arsenal fan at the start of the season, they would have bitten your hand off for it, and rightly so. Plus, I don't buy into the notion that Arsenal are in bad form as they enter the business end of the season. What a whole load of contextless nonsense that is. City sprung a tactical surprise in the final. Arsenal will be better prepared for the league game. Plus, against Southampton, Arsenal played their second string XI. They are one off occurrences. The only legitimate concern Arsenal have at this point is their injury situation. The likes of Timber, Gabriel, Hincapié, Rice, Saka, and Trossard are key figures who Arsenal need to be fit and firing to see out the season. Plus, knowing the freakish nature of these guys, I don't expect them to miss too much football from here on out. They are almost all athletic freaks and mental giants. Outside of that, I couldn't be more calm and confident about the situation. Plus, on a personal level, last night revealed that my mission on this platform is far from complete. I still have so much work to do to educate the masses. So, so much work. I feel outnumbered in this moment, but I will not waver. I never have. Not since 2017. And I am not about to start now. Signing out, EBL.

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Samantha Smith
Samantha Smith@SamanthaTaghoy·
🚨EASTER SUNDAY TERROR ATTACK Islamic terrorists in Pakistan just drove a truck into a crowd of Christian worshippers during an Easter Sunday vigil. Multiple people are dead, and at least 60 more are critically injured. And once again, the West is silent. This is genocide.
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SACK ARTETA NOW
SACK ARTETA NOW@prettyboygooner·
I genuinely can’t understand if Mikel fanboys are just fucking losers, or they just simply don’t care about this club. Aren’t you fucking embarrassed and hurt at going out of the cup against a championship side? Cause fans who love the club are. We had an easy fucking cup run!!!
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Dick The Dastard@Dickster27·
@ianscott0708 @Arsenal Completely disagree. I’ve been a supporter for almost 60 years and I’ve never seen a manager spend so much money and then not know how to manage the side. Six years of failure and we’re now playing the most boring football since Don Howe’s days
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Ian Scott
Ian Scott@ianscott0708·
I was thinking last night after reading some comments, I've been supporting @Arsenal for 50 years. If I threw the toys out whenever things don't go our way, I would have been supporting 45 different teams during that time. @Arsenal is life. Get over it
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Dick The Dastard@Dickster27·
@DanielT29 Season ticket holder since 1971. We need betterment and he cannot and will not offer it. Even if champions this season, we won’t win the league with so few points again
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Daniel@DanielT29·
People calling on Arteta to be sacked “even if we win the league” simply don’t understand the significance of Arsenal winning the league. They’re casuals who don’t have a deep connection with the club IMO.
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Sir Johnny OBE
Sir Johnny OBE@Farmer_Boycie·
I watched Martin Odegaard yesterday and he played his first game in 5 weeks. He gave the ball away once from a back heel other than that apart from Dowman he wanted the ball and played more people into the game than any other individual on the pitch. His return is massive 👌
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Lil Hiney
Lil Hiney@_hyperborean_·
@itvnews @pepsi I will boycott mt. Dew if you do not publicly apologize to Kanye. I will drink the food Lion version.
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Dick The Dastard@Dickster27·
@MartinWengrow Jesus 0.5 at best. He managed to tie his own shoe laces. Havertz 2 White 2 Kepa 3 - did nothing positive Madueke 2 - ran the ball out of play every time he got it
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Martin Wengrow
Martin Wengrow@MartinWengrow·
Kepa 6.5 White 4 Mosquera 6.5 Lewis Skelly 5 v disappointing Gabriel 6 Norgaard 6.5 Odegaard 6.8 very good first half Dowman 8 outstanding Havertz 5.5 we need more from him Martinelli 7 Jesus 4 Calafiori 6.5 Madueke 6.5 Gyokeres 7 did his job, and well
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Dick The Dastard@Dickster27·
@DavidAFC68 Most of the team is but they must look at the team sheet and see that Kepa and Jesus are playing, with Havertz in midfield, and question just how Arteta is still in management at all, never mind at Arsenal
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