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@purduepharma @DEAHQ U guys are evil

To help prevent diversion, we’re seeking to raise awareness of @DEAHQ’s National Prescription Drug Take Back Day today, when every American can play a role in helping to properly and safely dispose of unused, unneeded or expired medications. Learn more: takebackday.dea.gov

@OTerrifying Not nearly enough money

A new Jesus has been crowned

@adarkadaptedhrt @anon_opin Oh they’re the same show in my head

@anon_opin Fleabag for people who use the word 'whoopsie'.

That episode of Miranda where she goes on holiday to a hotel down the road and everyone slowly finds out is brilliant. No idea why everyone hates the show.

@anon_opin The one where she talks to the camera? Because by breaking the fourth wall she comes across as loving the smell of her own farts

@Bornakang All to be famous on tik Tok. That’s why the aliens won’t contact us.

@contextdogs A dog with cropped ears or a birth defect

@insanereality My feet and palms are both sweaty as fuck now. What were they trying to actually do!!?

@defnothaider @alllove_1 @bitcoin_corp @crazyclipsonly Or pretended to

Angry couple go off on guy for asking them to exit the bike lane

@DreGhost___ @crazyclipsonly He was talking about the drop curb at that point I think

@crazyclipsonly "Somebody in a wheelchair" Why would a wheelchair be riding in the bike lane?

Stupid #X

@crazyclipsonly Shame we have to ‘hold back’ and film things instead and don’t teach some people a lesson they really need to be taught

Woman destroys computers at airline's counter as a complaint of a cancelled flight

@fesshole Ermm..

I answered a phone call at 1am and now I have one of those FWB things. Hallelujah.

@FugsTV @kaiyabunga @TheJoeySwoll I love this

Respect the rules of the gym and staff when they enforce them. If you can’t, STAY HOME.

@Malala @MalikAsser Imagine if a man said that about his wife, wow..

This Barbie has a Nobel Prize 💖 He’s just Ken

@TimothyDooner @crazyclipsonly Drugs

@crazyclipsonly @TrickyMickMinin Why was that guy walking away so annoyingly slow?

Man with a gun hailed hero after saving an elderly Asian man from a carjacker in LA 😳

Yuk, I’m now accessing through an app called X.. #X

@businessdonkey @SethMacFarlane Ah fair enough. I’ll let my.. friend know 😂

@Difrycheulyd @SethMacFarlane Lamictal. Not worth the lack of hangovers. It,along with the booze, basically swiss cheesed my memory

@businessdonkey @SethMacFarlane What was the prescription, askingforafriend?

@SethMacFarlane I was on a prescription that basically made me never have hangovers... And this led to me then drinking 15+ beers a night and watching my marriage crumble.