🐸 HYPNOTOAD 🐸🇪🇺 (Your X)

There seems to be an awful lot of you still active on here.

"Content Creator"? Isn't that an Only Fans? #ImACeleb

Something about Tulisa noshing off a meaty portion. #ImACeleb

@perrigame Why does this never happen to me?

Omg a golden retriever has wondered off and let itself in to this woman’s house in the local Facebook group. The woman came downstairs and it was just chilling in her kitchen 😭🥹

@anon_opin Those twats?

The average person can't decide which is the best charity to support. Best thing to do is for everyone to give the government £50 extra a year in taxes and let them consider and properly invest in the most deserving causes. No need for sponsorships, shaved heads, and bakes offs.

@piratejw Hope you’re doing okay. Miss your voice on the airwaves.”

I've found around 350 of you over in the Blue Sky, apologies if I've missed you , but the link is in my profile.

Too old for Tink Tonk, so I'm over here instead... bsky.app/profile/digita…

Actually its #McFlyday ... . . . Mc #Flyday

SAFETY NOTICE If you have purchased a Naughty Elf from Iceland in Bearwood, be careful because he WILL cut you. The brazen christmas pixie is seen apparently holding a knife in the picture below. Please do not pit the elves against each other in an illegal knife match.

Does the America flag have a fucking dragon? Thought not.

The only suitable replacement Make it happen BBC

What in the toxic hellscape is going on there? You surely can't lose that willingness to make a difference after 4 days. bbc.co.uk/news/articles/…

@fesshole "I have a small package for the missus, is she in"

Wife accidentally flashed the postman and he's been amazing since, even brought round Amazon parcels that went to another street. Trying to persuade her to flash Evri and DPD so they get their shit together

It's the 7 year anniversary of when Dad went on the One Show and they put a poppy on the muppet (and then they put one on the Cookie Monster as well)

@thaicollie Glad to see Rishi is enjoying retirement.

We're off out.

A reminder once again to ALWAYS make sure you have travel insurance. bbc.co.uk/news/articles/…

@WHATSFORDlNNER Bacon and red sauce

You can only add two things.

@vinquezada1 Nice to see you...

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