Idiocracy was a documentary

@marcelluswiley Accelerator.

What do you call the gas pedal in an electric car? 😳 In our Tesla and the kids just asked me… Yo, I’m stuck?!? 🤯🤣

@RandyHa34558454 @Laytaho A bad auto-translation.

@Laytaho AK-47 caliber? Explain to me what exactly is AK-47 caliber.

ثلاثة لصوص يحاولون التسلل إلى منزل في فلوريدا، تم تصويبهم بنار من سلاح عيار أك-47، أي ماركة كلاشنيكوف، من قبل مالك المنزل! أعلنت الشرطة أنه بموجب قوانين فلوريدا، لن يتم توجيه أي تهم لمالك المنزل.

@2Finkle89738 Is that one of those Wilde chicken chips?

I’m very busy at the pool with my dear friends

Predator, but instead of Arnold Schwarzenegger, it’s Elliot Page.

@realannapaulina No, it was the things that morons downloaded that destroyed their computers.

Literally destroyed any computer it touched. 🤣

@Morpheus_Delphi @mattvanswol They used vegetable oil in copious amounts and the pan pizza was America's favorite deep fried pizza. They cut the oil they used in half when they switched to frozen dough and it never tasted the same.

This is an absolutely genius idea, but its all about that pizza, and we will know if it is the same with one bite. The old Pizza Hut pizzas were really greasy, they might have used butter, and it caramelized the crust, so it was a crunchy buttery chew. I think they were done in iron skillets too

🚨WOW!!! Tim Sparks has confirmed he purchased 80 PIZZA HUTS and brought back EVERYTHING that made them iconic! Pac-Man is back. Salad bar is back. Red cups are back. Booths for families. "I want to rebuild places for families to connect and put their phones down..."

Just a friendly warning. We don’t even make $200k per year in Congress despite working nearly 140 days. If we aren’t properly compensated, a lot of us will go to the private sector and you will be left with some real idiots in Congress.

@CherryCola5309 @downbadcomment Prenups are for wealthy men who recognize the state is not on their side if the marriage fails.

@downbadcomment Prenups are for people who don't recognize marriage is a commitment. Either make the full commitment or don't get married at all. It's not about cheating, it's about not realizing you are now one, not two separate people.

@reddit_lies Sleepovers? Poster is either a minor or baiting for pedo engagement.

Amazing.

Following it.

@reddit_lies Cover up the letters with a black circle and turn it into a black sun. That's what my buddy did after he outgrew his Mickey Mouse basketball tattoo.

This entire situation is peak Reddit.

You never really watched the full scene.

@downbadcomment "My autistic girlfriend..."

@otsacts @downbadcomment

@downbadcomment nigga engagement farmin wit dis sex shit all u do is post shit wit sex rename yo shit sex comments

@KaeleyT @petgarsar Staying with a woman like that is the man emotionally abusing himself.

@petgarsar No, it’s definitely not. Be serious

No, you are not being abused if your wife doesn’t want to have sex with you. Be serious. Maybe there’s an intimacy breakdown that’s partially your fault. Maybe she’s processing sexual trauma. Maybe it’s physically painful for her. Man up. Stop playing the victim like a petulant child. Tend to her heart and cultivate emotionally intimacy, and see what happens.

@rexdreyv2 @TRIGGERHAPPYV1 Nope, only good for $1. The guy who gave it to her kept the bigger part of the $20 and bank will redeem it for a fresh $20 for him.

@TRIGGERHAPPYV1 Well technically since she has 50% of each she can just go to a bank and say her baby ate the other half and they’ll give her a full $1 bill And $20 bill

An exotic dancer is going viral for expressing her frustration after a customer gave her a ‘$21 bill’

@ministertr48881 @WanamakerEstate @TRIGGERHAPPYV1 If it's cut perfectly in half, you get nothing without both parts. Anything over 50% of the bill is the legal currency in case of tears or damage. In this case, 3/4 of the bill is $1 so she gets $1, and the loser can redeem the part he kept for $20.

@WanamakerEstate @TRIGGERHAPPYV1 do you get a $1 or $20 though ? lol

@Timcast You need some hair on your chest.

how do you people drink black coffee im trying but man i need some cream

@StU_Chew @downbadcomment

@downbadcomment I don't ask girls to do anal. I know for alot of them, it is not there thing. But If I am getting wild with a girl and she says: "put it in my ass!" Well, than she is getting fucked in the ass. End of story. This dude is a prude bitch.