dilan raouf

Life is all abt the useless shit Fr.

U think their first thought is to post the id they found on the ground to the university snap story and not just find their instagram, or they just tyna embarrass whoever lost it?

Big difference between who was band and who was orchestra in middle school… 👀👀

Hey asshole @DilanRaouf

There he is!!! @DilanRaouf

The same terms also apply to anyone wearing superhero themed young LA compression. Extra points for Batman too.

If you go to the gym in pajama pants you need to be quarantined.

Genius! Roll up the sleeves on your hoodie. That way you ruin the hoodie and look stupid!

If there’s one thing I’ve learned in my 21 years, it’s that no two lululemon shirts fit the same.

How it feels to say "lemme see" after they showed everyone but you

@jsomero05 Innovative

You think there are parents out there that train their daughter for OF the same way a guy wants to train his son for the league?

Yes bro! A fitted cap is exactly what you needed to revamp your look!

@jsomero05 This is the worst thing to ever come out of MSU hands down. @HarryDucu and I apologize.

It gets worse

@jsomero05 I got a big head bro

Larry David would have some choice words for this guy.

No male should drive a jeep wrangler after the age of 21.

This tweet reminds me of this episode of curb @DilanRaouf

A bunch of girl baristas and then just bam Shrek, whipping up your cold brew

How I feel saying “I found it interesting” in the discussion circle without even opening the reading.

If you’re a dude and make an account for going abroad wtf

@jsomero05 Tasteful, harmless, and family friendly. Merry Christmas James Somero

Nba and nfl tomorrow, the only thing that could make it the perfect Christmas is some differ under my tree, I’ve been begging for it all year

I HATE YOU XAVIER!

@cooper_bowie Let me repost