James

Life will open doors of opportunity for those who pull the handle when people are waiting around the door saying it’s locked

Why do barbers have such a dark and twisted history

Swear I’m losing points on not filling in the bubbles correctly

Yup there you go add that picture of south u after the natty to your semester post and shut it pal

I’d like to apologize to anybody I’ve played basketball with over the last 6 years, I haven’t been crashing boards, I’ve been lazy on box outs, and I foul on every defensive play. I’ll be better

@DilanRaouf Stretch res

There he is!!! @DilanRaouf

What a blessing to go to a school where we can witness a natty three days before and be disappointed three days later

@alxemergency Deadass, when someone gets hurt or sick all of a sudden these guys are a doctor. Fam, you just declared your biology major last week.

Nothing pisses me off more than a premed student that acts like they already passed the MCAT. Brother you are going to the Caribbean. Grow up.

One month ago I accidentally threw this bottle from the other room and it landed like this, I’ve left it untouched ever since as a reminder that crazy things happen to good people. So I’m gonna be a good person every day no matter what, other than the daily Chipotle card disputes

@RahulKolllu Saw this on TikTok the other day, I’m onto you

if you hire a bunch of of beavers don’t expect the hoover dam

Why is “no pun intended” the default way to call out that you weren’t trying to make a joke

“Wouldn’t it be so funny if I____” “it would be hilarious if I ____” hey idiot shut up and do it and we’ll see, stop looking for pre validation on your comedy

@TimmyKal12 Yeah let’s fight the hurt guy weeks after he ended our star player, that’ll show them! Domi is a skill guy and he and everyone in the arena knows that, shame the organization acts like this. The same attitude as a kid telling the teacher after he gets diced in playground bball

Leafs are so pathetic. I’m sure Gudas is really shaken up after that one. Someone shoulda went him again after he came out of the box but no the quota is filled

If I turn my trap phone off would it still chirp I couldn’t tell nouns from a verb but I could sell wings to a bird 🧭🧭

@alxemergency Just you bro, the rest of us forget to leave a five star review after the uber driver begs for it on the way out

Does anyone else ever tip the dasher extra after having an unbelievable meal or is it just me.

@bishy205 This was a big deal

LFB aka the Chaldean Super Bowl has lost its magic its all one big fashion show now, as are many Chaldean gatherings I lose a lot

@alxemergency How mfs be when they have to email a bunch of people and make some slides smh

God gives his toughest battles to his strongest soldiers.