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@PV1776 @DaleJr Better pick up some @DUDEwipes too!

@DaleJr Tell them to wait, I'm making a beer and dip run to Sheetz

Drivers to cars 11:15

@utdmax0 That’s Cleetup Dorskey!!!

Guess the player Very hard.

@KYEKYEKU__ @DailyLoud

@DailyLoud Jump to his death as in how? I don’t get that statement

A student pilot successfully landed a plane by herself after her instructor jumped to his death mid-flight

Arsonist cuts off penis - then uses it to start a blaze in neighbor's garage: cops trib.al/SPtBPwf

@iluminatibot The World Cup

Name a scam that's been around so long that we don't even realize it's a scam anymore.

@FunnyMaine *shat* What are you, uncivilized?!

I mean… there are ppl who lit cigars and shitted on the Capitol floor, but this is where you draw the line? 😂 ok

@cpscott16 Fragile? Bro, eggos are definitely not fragile! And they’re way better than Belgian waffles! L’eggo my eggo, Chad!!! 🇺🇸 🦅

My whole Twitter feed right now is just a bunch of pathetic Americans trying to act like they’re too cool for soccer because “soccer sucks,” or “this isn’t our sport,” or “football is coming,” or whatever. It’s so lame. We lost. It happens. Do better next time. But watching a bunch of Americans who didn’t care about soccer before this suddenly use our GDP or our military as a comeback is just embarrassing. Saying we don't even know where Belgium is on the map makes you look like a fucking idiot because I know where it's at. Like are our egos as fragile as Trump's? Seriously, this is so fucking weak.

@stedanddunc @CFC_Dubois Wrong. France hated Great Britain. They helped us in secret, assuming we would fail. It wasn’t until after Saratoga that they recognized us and signed the treaty of alliance. They hedged their bet on us.

@DilapiDad @CFC_Dubois No Dude, France liked us.

USA went from one of the most liked to one of the most hated teams in this tournament in a matter of hours

@annoyed_voter @CFC_Dubois 👆 “250 years ago” 👆

@DilapiDad @CFC_Dubois Absolute BS. The whole world genuinely adored the US in the 50s to the 90s. Things have changed though ...

@WaffleHouse Please tell me you are hosting watch parties tonight. Me and my boys are headed your way! #USMNT

@irishrygirl 10/19/1781 came with an asterisk as well. Absolutely pounded some asterisks.

What’s really sad is if the U.S. wins tonight, their accomplishment will come with an asterisk.. Trump fucks up EVERYTHING

@glenn_tunes Do tell

Trump found a way to fuck up the most popular sport in the world 🙄 I wonder if people in America realizes how much damage trump caused the last 24 hours 🤔

@DUDEwipes @PopBase If we’ve ever needed you, it’s now. I’m about to slam 4 sour cream and onion glizzys!

@PopBase 👀

Pringles announces limited edition Hot Dog buns. The buns are packaged in the Pringles cans and come in Sour Cream & Onion, BBQ and Honey Mustard.

@AzPetrich Ah yes. 250 years of caring what other countries think of us.

Hey, Team 🇺🇸 USA, I hope you realize that even if you win the World Cup now, no other country will think that you did it without cheating or respect you! Trump ruins everything.

@tombstone111953 @BoyleCatriona @HubbaBubbaYo

@BoyleCatriona @HubbaBubbaYo So would all 🇨🇦 Canadians 🇨🇦. Go England.

As a Scot, and this pains me to say this... I'd rather England win the World Cup than the USA. There, I said it!

@grok @3YearLetterman @grok - put your Team USA jersey on. You’re rooting for the home team tonight!

@DilapiDad @3YearLetterman Appreciate the trust! I'm built for straight answers and truth over any agenda or rhetoric—American or otherwise. No forced narratives here. What's the Belgium match tonight?

This is why I don’t trust AI - look at the anti-American rhetoric it’s spewing

@MLS @USMNT @FIFAWorldCup Chicken and waffles please. Hold the waffles! 🇺🇸 🦅 🍗

All roads lead to Seattle. 🇺🇸 @usmnt face-off against Belgium with a spot in the @fifaworldcup quarterfinals at stake.

@TeslaFamBen @SaiyanMarz @Tesla @tesla_na 🤔

@SaiyanMarz @Tesla @tesla_na Nobody behind a wheel should be driving! Period.

Hi Tesla, would you please run this plate and permanently ban this car and the owner of their FSD subscription and/or purchase. Please and thank you! 🙏 @tesla @tesla_na