@Ravenismeee Because I'm a master of the deadly art of Dim Mak and I'm not gay.
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Count_Dante
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Count_Dante
@Dim_Mak_Master
Master of Dim Mak, leader of the Black Dragon Fighting Society, responsible for the Chicago Dojo Wars, and deadliest man alive.
Katılım Ağustos 2024
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@Timcast Maybe if you weren't a racist you'd enjoy black coffee without cream.
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@MasterMaliq No, but as soon as I do I'm ready to kick them in the nuts.
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@quintesson2001 @FantasyWorldW1 I can’t read you ignorant slut.
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@Dim_Mak_Master @FantasyWorldW1 Read the fucking Iliad, then you'll know.
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@quintesson2001 @FantasyWorldW1 I have no idea what you’re talking about. I was just saying there should have been a little bit of butt sex in this movie.
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@Dim_Mak_Master @FantasyWorldW1 Can't have anyone thinking Achilles was traveling on the pink bus, as he was in the actual Iliad! That's why he's introduced in bed with two women, he takes Briseis as a lover, and Patroculus is his 'cousin'. All manly man!
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and then when he is 40 he will cheat on you with a 20 year old or wish he just could
໊@i23yvi3
One day
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@KR3Wmatic I think it's probably because you dorks are into doing butt stuff with each other.
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@prolifefrenchie You're not gay for being a dude that likes doing butt stuff with other guys.
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@JackPosobiec If it weren’t for dads peeing in your moms’ butt you wouldn’t be alive.
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Mother's Day. Another day that wouldn't exist without dads doing all the work
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@JackPosobiec Men, if you don’t have a wife you don’t have to worry about any of this. Just go join a local Dim Mak dojo, play video games, and storm a dojo every now and then instead of getting a stupid wife. Men with wives are so gay.
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Men, if you really want to help your wife out today, there's something important you must do. Ease her mental load. Unburden her spirits. Help her find her center. Take her phone and delete Instagram
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@Sassafrass_84 @JessieW50016797 Wait. Is this really a thing? Chicks are filming themselves reveal the gender of their baby and then merc them with a pill?
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Have we fallen so far in society that people will literally have a baby gender reveal and then take an abortion pill?
What the actual F?
I did not want to see that on Mother's Day.
So demonic.
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🔥🚨JUST IN: It is being reported that two men have passed from suicide in Uzbekistan after losing bets on Khamzat Chimaev UFC fight versus Sean Strickland.
They allegedly took out loans, sold their cars and their wives’ jewelry, and then bet everything on Khamzat Chimaev to win.
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@Dim_Mak_Master @Michaeldudufudu Weiner to weiner at the docks.
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Achilles is real.
You are not.
You are a bug.
A bug could never understand Achilles.
He inspired Alexander to conquer the greatest Empire thus known to man, Persia.
Greek and Macedonian noble families claimed lineage from Achilles because of his prestige.
You are nothing.
Alexander Thatcher@ThatchEffendi
Achilles isn't the embodiment of "Greek and Roman male perfection", he's a pain in the ass emo kid who kills the most clearly heroic and sympathetic character in the story because his male lover wasn't as good a fighter as either of them. His name means "bringer of woe to the people" and he brings woe to both Greeks and Trojans.
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@UtdByDev @kirawontmiss Because he wants to feel a boner in his butt, duh.
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you can’t convince me he’s not gay
Barragers@barragers
Clavicular starts smiling and can’t look away after seeing two guys kissing.
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It’s like you don’t know what allegation means.
Here I’ll give you an example.
Hey, @prinkasusa , you’re a pedophile. I’m alleging it.
By your logic, you should now be in prison.
If you’re gonna try to get Trump on something, at least get him on pedophilia, since that one’s beyond a shadow of a doubt with how he defends the Epstein files with his life.
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@KimKatieUSA I dunno', these fights scenes are super gay. I can see how it might work.
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Can anyone explain to me how a scrawny little female is going to come anywhere near replicating this?
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@Cernovich Instead of joining the military where a bunch of dudes finger each other's butts, join the Black Dragon Fighting Society and learn the deadly art of Dim Mak.
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