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@MichaelAzeez2 @SmallDee22 @FufuOmo Na pure greediness

@SmallDee22 @FufuOmo Person offer you 15% roi monthly and Una Dey happy

A pregnant woman lost her 8 months old twins after receiving a shocking news about her investment with CITIFOREX INVESTMENT a Ponzi scheme disguised as forex trading company which was organized and ran by a criminal Mastermind by name BENNETH NWOKOCHA(though information we

@G_Samito @SmallDee22 @FufuOmo He should have suspected when it’s monthly, even yearly is not feasible

@SmallDee22 @FufuOmo Lol. He’s a fraud and a scam.. so are the people who he scammed 😂 Even 10% monthly is also a scam too. But people dey chook head put… lmao.

@dammy_pep I love this

"Aduke, I know him." "Who?" I asked, my stomach flipping and my eyes widening in anticipation. "Your guy...Jide." My heart raced, and I stared into her eyes, awaiting her response. She swallowed hard and opened her mouth... To be continued tomorrow 🙃 7:00pm( Twitter)stay tuned.

So, I jokingly told my friend to give me her brother's number after she posted his picture on her Whatsapp status saying, "Single to stupor...serious ladies only." I really just wanted to catch cruise, so I replied her saying," ahnahn you've been hiding him from us?" I teased.

@hummuanih @lollypeezle 😄😄 yes oo

@DipeJoy @lollypeezle To us cus we literally translate it into our mothers tongue which makes it fun cos if the person isn't older one automatically get pissed😁😁😁😁

If you want a typical Yoruba woman to die now now, just reply her "e kaaro" with "Bawo ni". ile ma sare ga ju e lo.

@hummuanih @lollypeezle A: good morning. B: how are you? , nah! , it doesn’t sound normal, I’ll translate to Yor . The response should be good morning , any other thing can follow. But if you’re older , it’s fine

@lollypeezle It sound normal in English but super disrespectful in Yoruba🥴

@TobbylorbahT @jenychick @lollypeezle You must reply the “ekaro ma” first before the “bawo ni nnkan ma “

@jenychick @lollypeezle You may, but with the respectful version of it..like "Bawo ni nkan Ma"

@General_Oluchi The neck oo, it surprised me during my father’s burial, I told him to shift the knife, he said it’s too small, he showed me where he’ll cut, I couldn’t do anything, but he pain me

If I hire someone to slaughter a cow or a ram for me, are there parts of the meat they must keep for themselves after paying them? Can I protest though?

@aproko_doctor I go drink water and mind my business 🎶

Posted it three times so you can see the message on the shirt.

@Daratolbeauty @jon_d_doe Wow, well done 💙

@jon_d_doe I didn't blame the guy much Sha, na wetin jobless ladies cos be dat, I even later lost dat job late last year dec, cos I don't want to stay idle, I quickly go learn handwork, but I'm grateful I've gotten another job, using my handwork as side hustle.

When some men say "don't date broke women" I tend to diagree. The right phrase should be "don't date too entitled women". What men should be looking out for is the mentality of the type of women they're dating. And I also think a lot of men do this. It's why the moment a lady

@TheMostStronger @jon_d_doe Koda ko je asiwere eniyan . I guess koda fits in than paapa

@jon_d_doe Ko si ohun ti ebi le ṣe lati kọ ọkunrin akọkọ bi olori idile (lẹhin ti baba ti ku), awọn ẹtọ rẹ. Paapa ti o ba jẹ aṣiwere eniyan. Àdúgbò kò bìkítà débi tí bàbá rẹ̀ kò fi sẹ́ ẹ, òun ni olórí. Eyikeyi ọkunrin ti o yan bi ọkọ rẹ, nyorisi o. Ipari.

There's nothing a family can do to deny a 1st man as the head of the family (after the father is late), his rights. Even if he's a stupid man. The community doesn't care as far as his father didn't disown him, he's the head. Any man you choose as your husband, leads you. End.

@TheMostStronger @jon_d_doe Aayan ogbufo

@jon_d_doe Ṣaaju ki n to fẹ iyawo mi, Mo ranti ọjọ ti o gba owo osu akọkọ rẹ (post NYSC). O fa gbogbo rẹ pada, o wa si ile mi lati fihan mi gbogbo ohun ti o ṣe fun oṣu naa. O je nipa 75k. Baba rẹ ti pẹ lẹhinna. Ọlọ́run lo ìyẹn láti rán mi létí pé mo ti rí ìyàwó mi. Ipari.

Before I married my wife, I remember the day she earned her first salary (post NYSC). She withdrew it all, came to my house to show me all she made for the month. It was about 75k. Her father was already late then. God used that to remind me that I had found my wife. End.

Bruh these girls are good 😭🔥, see pickup lines.

@jon_d_doe Make I find liver chop first,who get liver make e give me chop

Oya single to stupor people. What challenge shall we do? Okay let's go. Send this to that man/woman you've been admiring... "Hi (insert name), I've finally decided to let you know that I'll like you to be my gf/bf & I intend to be serious with you" Munch replies here👇.

@jime_vieve @jon_d_doe Yes it’s in the Bible ,proverb 31

@jon_d_doe Who even made it a woman's duty to cook and clean? Where in the bible is it written? I'm not saying women shouldn't do these things but men shouldn't take it as their birth right either. Afterall, women also go to work too.

Young men, don't marry her if: 1) she can't cook 2) she can't clean 3) she sees her career as more important than family 4) she is always begging you for money 5) she doesn't respect her father 6) she's always talking about how good she's in bed Dump her like a pack of cards.

@DrOlufunmilayo I carry spoon to eat, the next sound na the notification to your tweet. O wrong o.

@davido ❤️❤️

Govt don fail us nah to dey help each other we dey now 🙏🏾😈❤️🤞🏾

@davido I’m a fashion designer , I’ve not been able to establish mine , and I’ve been working for people,with 1m I can open my own shop and it will be a dream come true 🙏🥺

Country🇳🇬 hard right now sha ... let's give 20 m to 20 pple on Friday ... send in your business ideas or start up ideas ... more details shortly #Wrblo

@EmekaMadukwe @Aniogb @flyrainokorafor @Naija_PR Thanks for the compliment. COVID caused it . Though we’re not preaching house to house but we’re still preaching 😊

@Aniogb @flyrainokorafor @Naija_PR It's true o. It's been long I saw them in their usual twos clutching their hand bags and umbrellas going from door to door to preach. God! What must have happened? I used to like their teaching. I love the way they comport themselves in an orderly manner. They are disciplined.

Tell us your church without telling us your church

@dammiedammie35 Gentle lady ni mi, emi o ma kin se fighter, kenikeni ma gbeja wa so do mi 🎶🎵

You’re in the car with your husband/boyfriend and he’s driving, then his car and another car suddenly brushed each other side by side, a woman driving the other came down straight up and slapped man without hearing anything... as the wife/girlfriend, what’re you gonna do 👀 ?