Andrew 👹🍄🔜 My Bed 😴

Yo can my soulmate hurry up?? There's weed to smoke and adventures to have 😩

Golden Retriever wearing a hat went viral devouring a full hot dog at the ballpark. Dude was in heaven

This may be the best tweet of all time

Sht I knew his dad

mogged? brother, back in my day you were pwned

everyone wants a village, but no one wants to be a villager > drive your friends to the airport > go to their party even when you're tired > stop cancelling last minute > host at your place > support the wins & losses it's worth every ounce of effort

This Fred x Thomas Bangalter of Daft Punk moment has to be at the top of the century for dance music 😍

There may have been a few miscalculations on The Lobster’s part.

at least we texted back

Why this generation is so soft 🤣🤣

Not Black. Not Trans. Not Muslim. Not an Immigrant. Not a Democrat. Meet Charlie Kirk assassin Tyler Robinson. A white Christian, Conservative, Republican male with a gun... again.

flags at half mast to mourn some nazi influencer but not to mourn the children that were just shot at school in colorado

Two months ago a Democratic lawmaker, her husband and their dog was murdered in their home and there was no moment of prayer in Congress, no lowering of flags, a Republican senator openly mocked their death and other Republicans just ignored it.....

State your side

Never trust a Republican politician.

Some perspective:

Dear #MAGA... 90 deals in 90 days = BULLSHIT I'll release the Epstein files = BULLSHIT I'll end the Russia/Ukraine war on day 1 = BULLSHIT Mexico will build the wall = BULLSHIT America is respected again = BULLSHIT I won't have time to golf when I'm President = BULLSHIT

@UltraMAGALady You voted to "own the libs," but it turns out the only thing you owned was your own healthcare. And now, like clockwork, you're shocked that the party you empowered is doing exactly what they promised: gutting social programs, including the very one keeping you alive. I do feel for your fear. No one deserves to go blind or suffer without medicine—especially not in one of the wealthiest countries in the world. But what exactly did you think was going to happen when you treated democracy like a football rivalry and human rights like a punchline? When you laughed at others’ suffering because it wasn’t yours—yet? You didn’t vote for policy. You voted for spite. You chose cruelty as entertainment. You thought “pissing off the libs” was worth more than protecting your own future, and now you're standing in the wreckage, asking why the people you voted in are stepping on your neck while telling you it's your patriotic duty to smile. Elections aren’t reality shows. They’re not a meme war. They’re not your personal revenge fantasy against some imagined latte-sipping enemy who just wants everyone to have insulin and not die broke. You bet your life on a man and a party who told you flat-out they were going to destroy Medicaid, and now you're surprised the snake bit you after you nurtured it in your purse? You made this bed, and now you’re crying in it. And I do hope you get the help you need, because no one should be left behind. But let this be a cautionary tale: next time, don’t vote like it’s a prank. Vote like your life depends on it. Because, as you're finding out in real time—it does.

Republicans are celebrating the passage of the largest Medicaid cut in U.S. history to pay for the largest tax break for billionaires in American history. 51,000 Americans will die each year so that the top 1% can get a $1 trillion tax break. This bill is a death sentence.

Did Trump supporters stop talking about the guy in Idaho that killed firefighters because he’s maga and not an undocumented immigrant?