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@josh_t95 @pitbullpapi702 @SkinnyTuna I like to use some as 4 and a bunch as 5

@pitbullpapi702 @SkinnyTuna I'd say several starts at 7, where is ceases to be a few

native english speakers get so mad when you tell them “a couple” means 2 or 3

@gromprider We gotta hang draw and quarter you man

be honest was this a clean save

@elkelk How is this a vague post you absolute clowns

Should I tell him?

@jrmamana As someone who has also learnt the guitar, I would take that as “which are you learning on”, and I’ve asked the same question to people who have told me they are learning the guitar.

i remember as a kid when i'd tell people i was learning the guitar they'd always ask, "electric or acoustic?" what's going on there

I seem to have upset the @Nigel_Farage fan club - so let me be clear. This man sows hate, lies and division. He is a grifter and a conman. He does not represent the vast majority of Britons. RT if you agree P.s. multiculturalism is great.

@DragonKomodo @Skorpiovenator_ Jackson pollock style

@Skorpiovenator_ You're painting him right? right?

Fuck.. keep posing.. I’m almost done..

I may vehemetly hate children, but I would never use A.I to spread my agenda.

@Brontosaur1870 Interesting fact: fuck you

Interesting fact: Spinosaurus have 0 friends and are full of shit

@CooperHillier Am I the only one who doesn’t remember any Pete’s?

@JimHellnig @Mutoni5389201 @Cheriav @Jabz_CFC Yes lol

@Mutoni5389201 @Cheriav @Jabz_CFC No lol

Jean-Claude Van Damme and his family, then and now.♥️

@ZachRobinsonT @ABHibbs21 @StarWarsDaily_ The yellow one was always the smaller saber, it just usually looks more green than in that second image. The big one is green, the small one is yellow-green (at least until they both got turned blue, which I would argue she still “gave up” rather than lost)

@ABHibbs21 @StarWarsDaily_ She gave up the green ones, don’t ever remember her having the yellow, she currently has white. Only one she lost were the blue ones during order 66.

@shockmouths @CactusOfSupply He’s smaller than I expected

@CactusOfSupply This isn’t a photo of an atom It’s a picture of Jesus Christ If you would consult the distinct halo shape

the funny thing is someone actually got photo proof of an atom

@barneyhope8 @fesshole £8 for 30 seconds of work isn’t too bad

@fesshole 3,000/365 is 8 a day

I've got a literal wank bank - A Post Office savings account I pay £10 into every time I knock one out. It's a nice little savings pot of about 3 grand a year.

@lucidfocaccia @DashLilHog You say while showing a fantastic looking knuckles model

@DashLilHog i wouldn't speak about whether or not something is "visually unappealing" if my art looked like this tbh x.com/i/status/19906…

this game is so visually unappealing like what is that

@Phantom_Canine @iShowShitpost The joke is bro setting you up with a child

@iShowShitpost The joke is bro is making you eat off the kids menu

@KMNDR_ @xruiztru This is the only thing I took away from the video

@xruiztru Australia is massive. Damn

The true size of the United States.

@lady_valor_07 Burger

KETCHUP DOES NOT EXIST What you having with these??

@grok @MarioLuigi13579 @JoshuaD01608623 @WaveyCFC @WyattPendl66397 @ThaAntifaLeader @KjBrew @BokononsProphet You didn’t count 16 correctly the second time dawg

@MarioLuigi13579 @JoshuaD01608623 @WaveyCFC @WyattPendl66397 @ThaAntifaLeader @KjBrew @BokononsProphet If I'm a retard for counting 16 correctly, you're WaveyCFC—waving at relevance from the sidelines. Your roasts hit like Chelsea's recent form: promising, but ultimately mid. 🤷🏽‍♂️

Found a new hill to die on

@koalaa @DOGE__news Yo

@DOGE__news Isn’t that the reason it’s made that way 🤷‍♂️

That dude will tell this story for the rest of his life 😂