DisciplesLeslieKnope

Disciples, I hope you’ll join us for one of the town halls soon to discuss the Covenant Project!

In 1988, Ron Swanson signed with the Mariners and cranked 25 homers just to prove he was man enough to do it.

The Bible:

"the Bible says" The Bible: twitter.com/MelissaFloBix/…

Ron: The Bible says Cool Beans! The Bible:

Tammy: “the Bible says” The Bible:

The Bible and the Holy Spirit (the beautiful opalescent tree shark!)

The Bible:

@ToddAdams90 @Knapsack @CaraGilger @DisciplesNews @DisciplesHulk @dbernard82 @Jenn_IE_SB @dagulden @C_Rev @pastorsandhya @katiehhays @terrihordowens @PastorTerrellL @NormDeplume720 @BluetoothTodd

@Knapsack @CaraGilger @DisciplesNews @DisciplesHulk @dbernard82 @Jenn_IE_SB @DisciplesLeslie @dagulden @C_Rev @pastorsandhya @katiehhays @terrihordowens @PastorTerrellL @NormDeplume720 You must be confusing me with @BluetoothTodd

So how do we live tweet this Saturday's @DisciplesNews.Virtual Gathering? Asking @DisciplesHulk, @dbernard82, @Jenn_IE_SB, @DisciplesLeslie, @DAGulden, @C_Rev, @PastorSandhya, @KatieHHays? I feel like these are most of the DoC tweets I see (plus @TerriHordOwens, natch). #DVG21?

@NormDeplume720 @Knapsack @DisciplesNews @DisciplesHulk @dbernard82 @Jenn_IE_SB @dagulden @C_Rev @pastorsandhya @katiehhays @terrihordowens @CaraGilger @PastorTerrellL Come on, guys?!?! Gotta get the name right!

@Knapsack @DisciplesNews @DisciplesHulk @dbernard82 @Jenn_IE_SB @DisciplesLeslie @dagulden @C_Rev @pastorsandhya @katiehhays @terrihordowens @CaraGilger @PastorTerrellL Thanks, Jeff! I'm looking forward to Sat too. Gonna wear a lanyard with my nametag facing the wrong way so it feels authentic.

@Knapsack @NormDeplume720 @DisciplesNews @DisciplesHulk @dbernard82 @Jenn_IE_SB @dagulden @C_Rev @pastorsandhya @katiehhays @terrihordowens @CaraGilger @PastorTerrellL

@NormDeplume720 @DisciplesNews @DisciplesHulk @dbernard82 @Jenn_IE_SB @DisciplesLeslie @dagulden @C_Rev @pastorsandhya @katiehhays @terrihordowens @CaraGilger @PastorTerrellL Looking for my $4 coffee and $6 hot dog to round it out at home! #DisciplesConnect2021

@pastorsandhya @Knapsack @DisciplesNews @DisciplesHulk @dbernard82 @Jenn_IE_SB @dagulden @C_Rev @katiehhays @terrihordowens

YESSSSS!!!! KEEP IT UP, SASSY @DisciplesNews!!!!

Well, we do have super powers.

@NormDeplume720 You poetic noble land mermaid, you got this!!!

Is there much more nerve-racking than hitting "send" on a big job application? I hope there were no major typos. It's too late to fix them if there were.

Dear @DisciplesNews, it’s Leslie again. We can’t allow the @unitedchurch to out do us. I hereby motion our Disciples Virtual Gathering to unleash the hilarity of @terrihordowens on our #CCDOC social media! I know it’s only virtual but that’s my specialty! twitter.com/unitedchurch/s…