Go Gold Dishy LaRue🥂

Just stepped on the scale. Now I have to replace a broken window and add $467 to the curse word jar.

Welcome home Reid, Victor, Christina, and Jeremy! 🫶 The Artemis II astronauts have splashed down at 8:07pm ET (0007 UTC April 11), bringing their historic 10-day mission around the Moon to an end.

The 2011 Rangers lineup was STACKED.

I like it! They’d look even better with the Globe Life Field roof open.

The thing I hated most about Rangers move across the street was moving into a dome. Team said it’s not a dome, it’s a retractable roof. It’s 74 degrees with an expected high of 77. No threat of rain. Roof closed. It’s a dome.

Birth to age 10 is an eternity. 11 to 20 also takes forever. 20 to 30 sneaks up on you a little bit. 30 to 40 picks up some steam, and 40 to 50 glides by. 50 to 60 appears so far to have a jet engine.

@SFSmithWesterns Thank you!!

@Dishy2101 Start with a glass of water, get that down first. Then, good, strong coffee and a good electrolyte (try to avoid Gatorade, et al). Then, hammer some greasy tacos/burritos--like Torchy's, Mias or Velvet. Then ibuprofen. Next, find a couch and a game to watch till you're human.

I didn’t completely quit drinking, but I drastically cut down. Can’t remember the last time I had a drink…until last night when I thought it’d be a good idea to sip 17,000 Tito’s and sodas. Gimme ya best hangover cures, please and thank you. #dying

He is risen. Have a very blessed and happy Easter!

Happy home Opening Day, Rangers fans!!!

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When I was a kid we made paper airplanes and played with them for hours. Why? Because we had nothing else to do, literally nothing. Gen X Rules.

I went to the @dallasmavs game last night. I’ll be at the @DallasStars game Thursday night. And I’ll be at the @Rangers home opening day on Friday. THIS IS THE BEST WEEK EVER!!

New season of the Leit Show just dropped 🍿

All I’m saying is, I’d take more walks down memory lane if I could remember where it was.

Michael Young hits the final home run of his 14-year career as a member of the Philadelphia Phillies The blast comes against Giants relief pitcher Guillermo Mota, a former teammate of MY’s in Texas Young would finish his career with 185 jimmy jacks July 30, 2013

Today we will dedicate our account to Vincent Edward “Bo” Jackson Enjoy Here he is casually throwing out someone to first with a 109MPH missile

Toughest assist I think I’ve ever seen

We had SO MUCH FUN seeing @RichOToole tonight! @jimmystathatos and @TheJaronBell

“I’m not mad, just disappointed”