disillusionedHerbalist

lesbians bought my couch today and said “I brought my big strong gays to help” (5 more lesbians) meanwhile, my wife and I moved it from our apartment to their U-Haul no worries while all 6 watched. one said “oh the strong gays were already here”

Femslash February 2026, 21 - Polytrix, KPDH

“We keep getting away with it, therefore every real estate agent is doing the right thing” - nah it’s just because Labor can’t be arsed to prosecute their best mates (real estate agents and property developers)

We don’t have enough fuel so the price has soared, so we halve the excise to create more demand for fuel and likely creating a greater shortage. Make it make sense.

if the character has a flat chest i want to see fan art of her with a flat chest, anything larger is blasphemy

@Luminoushane Weiss needs to hold Ruby's hand just to be sure, just to be safe

WR HOURS!! Weiss has been really antsy after they got back. She's anxious whenever Ruby wants to go off alone or wander someplace she doesn't know. Ruby assures her that she's fine but... Weiss isn't so sure. To think the person who work take Ruby from her was Ruby herself...

currently trying to teach a man that saying ‘we should hang out’ isn’t the same as asking someone out

@db_econ The Canberra example is so funny when like no a lot of that’s not purposeful green space the land is just deliberately empty and nobody goes there

Prime example of why open space per person is a completely meaningless statistic

@rockmeannadeus There was this local cafe that was near a school that shut at 3pm and wasn't open for Sunday brunch, I could hardly fathom it

a barbershop that's closed on weekends with 9-5 hours has got to be one of the funnier business ideas i've seen

perverted women are the essential backbones of all fandoms.

@Luminoushane Why you gotta hurt me like this?

Weiss can't help it but everytime she sees Willow play and be a good grandmother to her daughter, she has this bitter feeling in her chest wondering why she didn't deserve that kind of love when she was that small

Ruby gently brushing Weiss' long hair and learning to braid while Weiss is rocking their baby to sleep

Ruby likes to keep her hair short, mostly from the fact she IS holding a large blade and long hair isn't good for her fighting style. But when her and Weiss' daughter was born, she started learning to care for long hair in case their kid wants to grow it out too.