johnny randomseed

got an iranian gf i said how you walkin around with allah dat ass got a Israeli gf she give me that iron dome

@Quasicodo I should make mini chair candles so she stops throwing real ones at me

@DispairSoftware so it seems...

im breaking my NDA to show you this adorable cow candle before it drops

@Quasicodo no sir this is a cow

@DispairSoftware Is that the chair in question...?

@TheloniousBosch I think she was just born this way (a womb-man)

@DispairSoftware What’s even her problem, mang, like fo real

ive been ragebaiting senior dev so hard today. its hard to explain but basically I was saying that if women were washing jeans on a dashboard in 2026 they wouldnt be starting drama because they would be too tired. so the industrial revolution was a mistake.

@dlwiest thats what im sayin

@DispairSoftware where's the lie

@JamesRLandrum i am under like 5 unironically right now

@DispairSoftware I don’t sign NDAs chump

@Tomi_Tapio i asked GPT and it told me that i broke their guidelines i then asked grok and it told me pius xiii

@DispairSoftware Go ask ChatGPT (Perplexity will refuse such scientific query)

can any catholics let me know when was the last pope that was not gay? was it Pius XII?

@MaxNordau hes in the jordan peterson benzo addiction phase of his career now

WATCH: "Professor Jiang" explains that we could fix poverty by printing infinite money but we don't because we want people to be poor. I am not joking.

@radioactivered @specialkdelslay im just trolling, not a fed x.com/DispairSoftwar…

@specialkdelslay @DispairSoftware WHAT

Yes, you actually can legally own small amounts of depleted uranium, but there are some strings attached. The NRC allows it in very limited, “exempt” forms, like certain mineral specimens or small manufactured samples. But you can’t just go out and buy bulk uranium metal and do whatever you want with it sadly, anything beyond that requires a license and is tightly controlled. Also, when searching online for a sample, remember that just because something is labeled as “uranium metal” it doesn’t automatically that it’s “depleted”because natural uranium is about 0.72% U‑235 while depleted uranium is anything lower than that. For example, popular online samples like the United Nuclear ones are around 0.3% U‑235, which is why they qualify as depleted. If you do ever come across a small sample, the care is pretty simple: keep handling to a minimum, store it dry or ideally submerged in mineral oil to prevent oxidation, keep it sealed in a container and don’t cut or sand it since dust is the real hazard. Here is a video and picture of my small sample.☢️😊

@CryptoCyberia this is clearly a troll. bro is using an ipad which always shows you the time lmfao

I refuse to believe zoomers can't read analog clocks without ChatGPT. If this is actually true, our education system has failed beyond belief.

@Mongoose_Studio yeah i need to turn off my autocorrect. its been ragebaiting me lately

@DispairSoftware I don't think the dashboards of 2026 would hold up to being used as an abrasive surface very well. So we can't retvrn.

I’m thrilled to share that I’m currently engaging in a deep-dive, multi-agency audit with key stakeholders at the FBI, CIA, IRS, and Secret Service. 🚀 This high-level oversight is a fantastic opportunity to demonstrate my commitment to radical transparency and compliance. It’s all about embracing the grind and leveling up under pressure! Grateful for the journey. #GrowthMindset #Compliance #Transparency #LeadershipJourney

@SeedOilDsrspctr its a ribbit ribbit 🐸

+10 Man Points if you know what this is right away

@TheloniousBosch @specialkdelslay @MLSophist they will not take my jobs (I have a sledgehammer and it is not murder if its a clanker)

@DispairSoftware @specialkdelslay @MLSophist This is one of the best paragraphs in twit history

Is using AI fun for you? Or do you feel like you've got to do it? Like it's a requirement, maybe even a chore

@specialkdelslay @dlwiest @alpaysh x.com/i/status/20281…

@dlwiest @alpaysh @DispairSoftware is so cooked it's literally over

You guys my junior dev is threatening to leak the video of me throwing a teensy lil computer chair at him(allegedly), if I don't give him a raise. what do I do

@Saveydro can you let me know who manufactures that? if it can run 24/7 and i use it normally i can pass it down to my grandkids

Get a load of this panini press in the kitchen at the gas station where I work. It's never been cleaned and stays on 24/7.

@MakeAugusta do not buy an extension cord on temu is also a good rule of thumb

Please do NOT plug space heaters into extension cords! Plug them directly into the wall outlet!!! Extension cords/ Power strips are not able to handle the high current flow that a space heater can put out and can overheat causing a fire. 🔥🔥🔥

@DickTrout its definitely going to work, the only question is will the person making the tutorial survive it

@DispairSoftware All I see is the back of a brown hand using a tool and I know that this is a tutorial that is going to work

to everyone doubting this man, he is using Klein D2000-9NE linemans pliers.