johnny randomseed

“pirating media”?? ARRRG MATEY, THAT AIN’T PIRACY. COME BACK WHEN YE’VE GOT A BED FULL OF CATALYTIC CONVERTERS.

@specialkdelslay @nobigfan @dezmondOliver its ai generated

@nobigfan @DispairSoftware @dezmondOliver I have it on video lol

What it’s like to shop with me

@specialkdelslay what in tarnation 😳

I have been working on boars, haven't had time to catch up on anything really

Today I learned there is a temu version of hisan the twitch retard stay safe everyone

@specialkdelslay @vincit_amore @dezmondOliver I have no idea how he recognized me because I did not recognize him lol

@vincit_amore @DispairSoftware @dezmondOliver Tbh that day was a lot of fun I was with my bestie and we were like trolling but IRL Then he saw someone he knew and immediately got embarrassed, then I got to roast him some more it was great

@specialkdelslay @dezmondOliver if you are a king and you have a chariot, you ride in it 👑

@dezmondOliver You and my junior dev would get along. He jumped IN my cart once 🫪 @DispairSoftware

@specialkdelslay @Pulcys did they choose the chad judge on purpose 🤣

@Pulcys @DispairSoftware clav got mogged

Clavicular and TheCubanTarzan were seen in court after avoiding jail time by accepting a plea deal related to the Alligator incident in march 2026😳

@specialkdelslay @s4rah_dev more like series ayyy

@s4rah_dev @DispairSoftware That's why they call u Savvy Sweet Successful Supportive Sarah

Super excited to colead @ Cuel company AI’s $69.2M seed round. There are certain teams you meet where you know within 5 minutes that you want to partner with them Cuel is one of those team. K and Johnny are incredibly ambitious founders who understand the human-candl data bottleneck from the inside out. They've built Cuel to create a scalable, reliable supply of that data — something that will be foundational to the next generation of AI. Most importantly, they built this to capitalize on venture capitals thirst for AI driven unicorns and plan to blow through the money with zero data centers built, zero data collected. This is the kind of Climate Friendly architecture our world has been needing. When asked what they plan to do with this seed capital, Johnny replied "wine moms. cars. maybe some candles." and K replied "cuel tshirts with cats on them. a Nissan Altima to take care of the wine mom issue. " To invest in Cuel please click below 👇

@Mongoose_Studio @specialkdelslay high skilled labor as the new permanent underclass is the new normal (it has nothing to do with AI)

@specialkdelslay @DispairSoftware I just wanna stop bein a developoor and be a develodoinokay. Then I can go to conf, see the funny internet horse guy and some of the other funny internet people say some stuff. Seems like that is the more sustainable long-term solution.

@MashaZheglova @TheExtremeMusi1 me too lol

@TheExtremeMusi1 They're in my top 10 of the bands I'm never ever gonna love of all time 😅

Is U2 in your top 3 bands of ALL TIME???

@specialkdelslay @Mongoose_Studio no he is just mad because my goulashes are better than his

@Mongoose_Studio @DispairSoftware I have no recollection of these events @DispairSoftware is this true

Junoor dev just convinced me to eat one,saying it was a cheese puff turns out these are packing peanuts???

@kenwheeler super sick 🔥

daughters crying saying she can’t draw a dog i’m like what bro that dog is fucking sick. internet sound off, how fucking sick is this dog

@ElmWho @specialkdelslay they dont put the dosage of endocrine disruptors into the packing puffs because they didnt expect people to eat them

@DispairSoftware @specialkdelslay They tasted fine

I just taught @specialkdelslay that they send free corn puffs with out order. we should get that powdered cheese they put on popcorn and make cheese puffs

@ElmWho @specialkdelslay hell yeah

@DispairSoftware @specialkdelslay I did that for a school project in K-5 one time

@liminalsnake @specialkdelslay so true. breakfast of champions

@DispairSoftware @specialkdelslay crystal cheetos are so when when u aint got a bitch in your ear telling you they're packing peanuts

@ChoochSkookum gotta go with apricot just for the rarity and how good it looks finished. walnut is nice but its fairly common. nobody has an apricot table

Should i make a walnut or apricot table? 🤔 Walnut slab is 60"x17"

@specialkdelslay @Ken67547214 plural is correct

@DispairSoftware @Ken67547214 Your wine mom(s)

Milfs are people, too. There's nothing wrong with being attracted to milfs

@specialkdelslay @Ken67547214 i dont like to call my wine moms milfs, its kinda disrespectful

@Ken67547214 @DispairSoftware

@specialkdelslay spiops

@DispairSoftware Your continuing spider psy ops

i was just telling @specialkdelslay about jumping spiders and this shows up on my timeline💀

@ShawnaStaffReal @specialkdelslay I was showing her the peacock spiders mating dance lol

@DispairSoftware @specialkdelslay youtu.be/HPh_Gi7PCqs?si…