DistractedElf

Its out! Our biigest video to date! I Am Corellon's Biggest Hater! 3 months in the making! Pheeeew. youtu.be/CdabDGvIfeE

Bahgtru is awesomely stupid

Luskan sucks

@Dorkeprfolethal I mean, pretty old rules, so those things had YET to be accounted for. But I like to think of them as terrifying matters of course. Imagine the poor lesbian werefox being chased by all these male 'suitors'? Ugh.

@DistractedElf So rules as written, gay men aren't real and women won't fall prey to the same werefox charms? Rude rules if true.

Werefoxes in D&D are weird

Mirabar Sheepnanigans

@RsngShock @AlineHywind You'd be annoyed too if people kept summoning you to handle problems while you were eating breakfast.

@AlineHywind @DistractedElf that, is so evil and i love it. that would be in my pocket no matter my level. while not canon, from my knowledge, the pathfinder wotr trickster mythic path has a lot of wacky spells in it. including summoning a mystically, perpetually miffed wizard.

Don't mess with Yondalla, goddess of halflings.

Dibs on Magister!

Dwarven Gods Have A Height Issue #dnd

Owlbear Origins!

The Warlocks of Evermeet!

How is Owlbear wildshape possible?

@SongbirdMadame Youtube as well! Plus longform content in the same vein. youtube.com/distractedelf

@DistractedElf I am now addicted to these shorts. Do you also post these on YouTube or just here?

The art of the really, really bad deal.

@Viperzcorner Is it bad form to promote that my Youtube has even more peak? youtube.com/distractedelf

@DistractedElf Just found this account, peak content I’m afraid

Poly-Clerics!

@RsngShock Love me some Hellknights.

@DistractedElf in pathfinder, there is an explicit version of this in the Godclaw. Despite solely focusing on their order aspects, mixing good, neutral, and evil deities, and seeing the other aspects as tertiary at best, their clerics still receive divine patronage.

Drow Trans men!

@jacw212v2 You can be turbo evil and have your own reasons for non-bigotry, defs, defs.

@DistractedElf "Turbo evil character isn't a bigot" but it makes actual sense within lore

Drow Trans women!

@PLeigh_Presents @theory_dance Oh, I mean, everything's got strings. Lolth just likes to make the little puppets dance for her desires, even if it doesn't seem to make sense, she'll have some sort of scheme.

@theory_dance @DistractedElf I agree. I’m arguing that even if Lloth did allow it, there would be some kind of catch. There’s ALWAYS a catch with Lloth. Everything has strings attached.

@DrowCavalier303 I'll post something about trans men tonight. Got a short for it. NBs, I can't imagine there's a great deal of love in such a "gendered" society as the Drow.

@DistractedElf But does this cover for Female to Male trans drow, or Non-Binary Drow? Legitimate question, since people seem to focus more on MtF and the others at times get ignored.