Phan trash #1

@livsmatcha she can hang out with my chappell roan paper doll

hear me out… or3 paper doll set as merch 👀

@ally_sheehan Lord, Let That Tesla Crash by CMAT and crying

what song would you listen to here?

@hopeurokbyor @liviezegler @Twilight And with the context of this

@liviezegler like when edward cullen was trying to suck out the vampire venom from Bella’s bloodstream to save her 💔 @Twilight come check this out real quick

the implications of “i got toxins in my bloodstream, you tried hard to suck 'em out”

@iORurGUTS What if it’s “I used to visit your town like a tourist, now I’ve got a local grocery store and a favorite florist”

This has to be a lyric cause???

@s1sterdaniel It could be a reference to when Gossip Girl tried to make Bing happen and shoehorned it on constantly and had characters say “Just Bing it!” all the time instead of “Google it”. Which got memefied in recent years

i was back here for other reasons but why tf did dan say "bing it" instead of "google it" what's wrong with him

@CesarFavacho It’s a song about life and death she wrote after surviving the nyc apartment fire that killed some of her neighbors

@CesarFavacho open.spotify.com/track/4iVb1cQA… One or the Other by Allegra Krieger

Gente, eu queria indicações de músicas TRISTES mas que NÃO SEJAM ROMÂNTICAS. Tipo tristeza da vida, existência, sociedade, expectativas, etc Não de chifre, término ou afins. Mandem as suas melhores aí

@notarutabaga @phanofdnp he’s so Christian Slater in Heathers

@phanofdnp that first one always has me gasping for air

sometimes you gotta look back at these photos and take a deep breath

@DaGhostBoi @comet5inthe5ky I don’t think it would be “easter egging her personal life” to dress bridal leading up to the wedding. Doesn’t mean she’s teasing anything for people to figure out, just that she’s showing off her pre wedding looks (if that’s what she’s doing)

@comet5inthe5ky I mean…lwk I’m scared for TS13 bc it’s not wedding tease, she literally said she would never Easter egg her personal life

This clear black/white colour scheme she has going on

@mazzypopstar Holly Humberstone is their true biological offspring

shes literally like if taylor swift and matty healy had a daughter…

@phangender @dipandpickle Same thing just happened to me over a year later

@dipandpickle a third phannie has discovered the pig in 27 dresses

THE GOLDEN PIG IS IN 27 DRESSES ???

@phantasticphiw I think he knew. In his heart

he doesn’t know it yet but in 20 years he’s gonna use a portable bidet on youtube

@zombiepinof they’re in The Tortured Phan Department

what’s with them and the mental hospital background

@ZENDADDYFXX Now I just need LM4 to join them

the concept of OR3, GA3 and PB3 all in the same year

@kourtneyinhell This is so Olivia “girl so in love” coded

There’s a tree swing too 🥹

I’m losing my fucking mind over this tree

@faith4lou i was gonna say “he’d be in his sabrina carpenter bag” but it actually works either way

Lowkey without my glasses i thought this was dan with a heartshaped hole in his shirt

@amphichrome_ I let my stainless steel pan get hot for eggs today, put a little bit of butter, immediately smoked out my entire apartment. Like within 1 second the alarms were going off

it’s crazy how much being good at cooking is just whether or not you let the pan get hot enough first

@jacxobzn @alltooswift00 I was gonna say the same thing. Like it’s a fun bop and then we get a MAN going “hwrruh ruhruh” like HUH

@alltooswift00 luv it camila cabello

Which song that features a male artist is this?

@AmazingPhil Kinda unfair that I have to watch the rest of Buffy for the first time without Dan and Phil, while they get to watch it together whenever they want. Like check your privilege

come watch buffy ep 2 with us!! patreon.com/danandphil

@kringrush The purple eyeshadow under his eyes did some heavy lifting

Bruh camera angles are fucking crazy cause fym these are the same person