Diver Problems

Smack suits don't help your face... @IRipDives @Diver_Problems

When swimmers walk by and say "Diving looks like so much fun!"

when you balk on a dive that's incredibly easy and no matter how many times you've done it before, you cannot go for it @Diver_Problems

If you smack and don't bruise, did you really smack?

To whoever invented reverses:

It's about that time of year for injuries... Or more smacks. Whichever comes first.

A majority of my money is spent on hair ties, swim suits, and shammies.

*Summer practice* Divers: it's raining, so no practice right? Coach: Haven't you heard of dry land?

Everyone: What's that towel thing you use?

When you over twist slightly and all the judges still score you but the last ones like:

"Where do you get your hair done? Its got nice color!" "The pool."

I breathe in more chlorine than oxygen.

This is beautiful twitter.com/harrisdives/st…

"Wow, what scent is that?" "Chlorine..."

When coach yells at you for balking:

When new kids are excited to learn 3m optionals:

Life motto: fuck it and chuck it.