Mackenzie Bush

Dear people walking their dogs, Please stop apologizing to me when your dogs run over to me to say hello. It makes my entire day better and I wanted an excuse to pet them anyways.

Came back to my dinner tonight to find half of my chili gone. Can you guess the culprit?

@juliannakearn If you don’t, I’m taking away your diploma

Should I get this jumpsuit for UVA’s graduation at 8 am

@madaleee Not sure I can give you an accurate reading but would be happy to guesstimate for you with a questionable gut feeling

Tornado earlier today near Moundville… video from Ada Willis

A CONFIRMED LARGE AND EXTREMELY DANGEROUS TORNADO WAS LOCATED OVER SHELTON STATE COMMUNITY COLLEGE, OR 7 MILES SOUTH OF TUSCALOOSA, MOVING NORTHEAST AT 30 MPH. THIS IS A PARTICULARLY DANGEROUS SITUATION. TAKE COVER NOW!

Black and Hispanic Alabamians are at greater risk for COVID-19. Here’s why one West End church is joining a local effort to bridge those disparities.cw.ua.edu/80664/culture/…

Just sitting in my sister’s living room trying to write a paper and I hear someone from an apartment across the way blaring Adele’s song “Hello” and like bro is everything ok? Do you need to talk?

Americans work hard and play by the rules — they deserve a president who does the same.

Yes. Abortion is a constitutional right— period.

@kat__pearson @yaboicarterD Me waiting to be picked up like

Help Lucy their way into the pages of Dogster or Catster Magazine and take home a $5,000 cash prize! americasfavpet.com/2020/lucy-169 Y’all my sister cares way too much about her cat to lose this. Please go vote.

Proud to say I do not go to a school that uses the phrase “weagle”

Everyone is talking about their concern with kindergarteners not wearing their masks but can we talk about college students???

Im genuinely not sure I believe in birds

Wish I had left earth with those astronauts the other day because bro

It’s been an emotional week, particularly for Black Americans. Theta's values lead us to condemn racism on individual, societal, and systemic levels, and those values also require the ongoing work of personal and institutional reflection and change connected to anti-racism.

What a headline

Me: iced coffee is not food iced coffee is not food iced coffee is not food iced coffee is not food iced coffee is not food iced coffee is not food iced coffee is not food iced coffee is not food iced coffee is not food Also me: yeah let me get an iced latte