Matt Eker

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Matt Eker

Matt Eker

@Diver_Squeek

Scuba Instructor,Scallop Catcher and all round grumpy Guern,Famous for Rants (or as i like to call them opinions) on Facebook! - Rants coming to twitter soon!

Guernsey UK Katılım Ağustos 2009
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Matt Eker
Matt Eker@Diver_Squeek·
@doganuraldesign It's become hateful in the last week. Defaults to "For You" which shows exclusively posts that I dont want to see and ruins my mood. Then when I switch to "Following" it's massively curated. X might go the way of Facebook soon, deleted...
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Dogan Ural
Dogan Ural@doganuraldesign·
If you curate your feed right, 𝕏 is your best bet for predicting the future.
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Matt Eker@Diver_Squeek·
@TalkTV @JuliaHB1 Virtue signalling clown. He'd likely just ask yhe BBC to raise his salary to cover what little he'd pay.
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Talk@TalkTV·
Gary Lineker and 120 other British millionaires have told Andy Burnham they want to pay more tax on their wealth. What’s your reaction? 📞0344 499 1000 @JuliaHB1
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Matt Eker
Matt Eker@Diver_Squeek·
@ClownWorld Did something similar yhe other day. My dive shop is next to a boatyard. Someone put a load of rubbish next to my locked bin, so I went and returned (threw) it to the boat.
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Clown World ™ 🤡@ClownWorld·
After repeatedly dealing with people illegally dumping trash in his business dumpster, a small business owner says it was costing him nearly $300 a month in extra disposal fees. So when he found an address inside several bags of trash, he loaded them into his truck, drove 20 miles, and returned them to the house they came from. Is it petty? Absolutely. Do I kind of love it? Also absolutely. 😂
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Matt Walsh
Matt Walsh@MattWalshBlog·
If I were listing the most overrated films of all time, I would have mentioned Shawshank. It’s a prison movie where almost all of the prisoners are kindly, good natured, harmless souls (aside from the two or three rapists). Too silly to be great. And besides, it’s not even the best entry in the “prisoners are the good guys” genre. That title belongs to Cool Hand Luke. Vastly superior film with a much more compelling protagonist.
Chad Chaderton@Frank412_DaTank

@MattWalshBlog If ShawShank is not in your top ten. I can’t trust your movie choices at all. Also goodfellas is far better then godfather

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Matt Eker@Diver_Squeek·
@Spotify Had a free trial, didn't really use it. So went to cancel. Apparently you can't in app. Left a bad taste when I otherwise might have subscribed another day. No chance now.
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Spotify@Spotify·
Now you can talk to Spotify: 🎧 It plays what you want 🎧 It adds what you want 🎧 It even answers what you’re curious about What’s the first thing you’d say?
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Matt Eker@Diver_Squeek·
@SockBadger @IfindWankers I cannot remember the last time I watched a @BBC show. All woke garbage now. Hard to think the produced Bottom and collaborated with HBO to make Rome. 2 of my favourites.
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Sock Badger@SockBadger·
@IfindWankers When I was a child, the BBC really meant something. A new comedy coming on a Friday was something to look forward to. Every show had a certain quality and professionalism. Now it feels like a parody of everything it once was, and it costs ever more money to produce everything.
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Wanker Finder@IfindWankers·
The BBC are so desperate for people to cough up the licence fee that they’ve released yet another piece of wanktarded propaganda. What they “forgot” to mention, of course, is the long line of paid, protected, and prolific nonces they shielded for decades — monsters like Jimmy Savile, Stuart Hall, Chris Denning, Rolf Harris, Alex Bartlett, and Huw Edwards.
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Matt Eker@Diver_Squeek·
@JC70769 Very nice. Id of told him to Feck Off.
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I love Tesla 🔋🚀
I love Tesla 🔋🚀@JC70769·
"A guy looked at my airplane the other day and said I wonder how many people I could have fed for the price of that airplane... I replied I am not sure, it fed a lot of families at the Dassault factory where it was built. I’m sure it fed a bunch of families that rolled the aluminum at the Alcoa factory. It surely fed a lot of people at the Honeywell factory where the experts built the turbines. It fed a whole company for a few weeks when I had them build me a new interior. It feeds the families of the linemen that fuel it. That’s the difference between capitalism and a welfare mentality. When you buy something, you put money in people's pockets, and give them dignity for their skills. When you give someone something for nothing, you rob them of their dignity and self worth. Capitalism is freely giving your money in exchange for something of value. Socialism is taking your money against your will and shoving something down your throat that you never asked for."
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Visegrád 24@visegrad24·
🇮🇹 Protests have erupted in Bologna, Italy, in support of a 43-year-old Moroccan migrant, Abderrahim Fakir, who died while being pinned to the ground by police after going on a rampage, destroying cars and threatening people on the streets. Protesters chanted: “It’s a state murder,” while Fakir’s sister and brother demanded justice.
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Matt Eker@Diver_Squeek·
@WilliamNobel11 Ir couldn't be more literal. To think otherwise is retarded.
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Nobel Will
Nobel Will@WilliamNobel11·
Soccer or what retards call "football"... Its not a sport.... Kicking a ball around for 3 hours takes no skill. Thats the tweet...
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Donna-Louise
Donna-Louise@NoLongerTheFuzz·
Can someone who understands X explain what’s happened? My posts are suddenly going nowhere and doing nothing despite being my own content. Or is it just me?
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Matt Eker@Diver_Squeek·
@NoLongerTheFuzz Big changes, now defaults to "for you" - shows me people i have less than zero interest in. Kamala Harris and Zack Ploanski. Perhaps @X needs to go the same way a Facebook- Deleted!
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Clown World ™ 🤡
Clown World ™ 🤡@ClownWorld·
I know steak preferences are personal, but I looked at this and immediately thought it was overcooked. My buddy insists it’s perfect 😭
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iDingus™
iDingus™@DigBipper188·
@ClaudiaWebbe Please tell me on a map of the United Kingdom of England, Scotland, Wales and Northern Ireland... Where is Palestine?
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Claudia Webbe@ClaudiaWebbe·
Burnham spoke for twenty minutes as Labour’s new leader. Gaza got zero words. Palestine got zero words. Silence so total, on the day you take power, is a decision.
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Matt Eker@Diver_Squeek·
@ClaudiaWebbe Unfortunately he is the leader of a British political party. Why should he give a toss about Gaza and a place that doesn't exist.
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Ian McDonald
Ian McDonald@IanMcDo68808105·
@IfindWankers Same applies to any bloke who doesn't watch or like football....they're above HUMONGOUS on the wanker scale .
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Wanker Finder@IfindWankers·
If you take football seriously, like your life depends on it, then you're a HUMONGOUS wanker.
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Karmjit Riarh@KarmjitR·
@pritipatel Kidaaa Priti, maybe you can ask your king to return the kohinoor which rightly belongs to the people of India namely the Sikhs. Thieving colonists.
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Priti Patel MP
Priti Patel MP@pritipatel·
The Argentinian players’ decision to display this banner was a disgraceful and deliberately provocative act. The Falkland Islands are British. No banner or football match will change that. Only the Falkland Islanders have the right to determine their own future. The Conservatives will always defend that right. telegraph.co.uk/football/2026/…
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Robbie
Robbie@Robbie_Reasons·
77-year-old Winifred Peel, from Bromborough in Wirral, walked to her local NatWest ATM to withdraw some cash when these 3 scumbags tried to rob her. She kicked their arses. When police located the suspects shortly after, one was still visibly hurt from the encounter. All three were arrested, charged, and convicted Felix Stoica, 19, was sentenced to two years in a young offenders' institution. Florin Geblescu received 18 months and Piper Dumitru eight months.
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Matt Eker@Diver_Squeek·
@TaraBull Twat needs demoting to Lance Toilet Cleaner.
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TaraBull@TaraBull·
Flyover at Pensacola Beach yesterday
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Byl Holte
Byl Holte@SirBylHolte·
Help me understand: Deadpool is openly gay and constantly flirts with men - yet he's still a massive fan favorite with a combined box office of $2.91 billion worldwide. But Supergirl just told potential viewers that yes, Kara might also be bi... ...AND SHE FLOPPED at $116.1 million worldwide. So what’s the difference? Why did one character become a massive success - while the other FAILED MISERABLY?
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