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🚨 BREAKING: Keir Starmer just accidentally proved that the UK border actually works, but only when he wants to ban his political opponents. The Home Office claims they are powerless to stop illegal migrants crossing the Channel, yet today they miraculously managed to ban 11 specific foreign commentators from entering the country. 🧵👇

I am a democratically elected Member of the European Parliament. I represent the European Union. You will pay for calling me a hate-mongering agitator. I will patiently wait until the British cast you onto the ash heap of history. Then I will come to defend my honor, and the honor of my voters, in court. I will not forget.

@Keir_Starmer Have that

@Keir_Starmer You banned democratically elected officials and independent journalists from entering OUR country to cover an event that brings all walks of life TOGETHER against despised wankers like you. The people want Unite The Kingdom. They don't want YOU.

He found his boy.

I love how everyone else is acting super serious and Elon Musk is just having the time of his life like it is a school field trip 😂

Back when Danhausen cursed Brock Lesnar 😂

If you smell marijuana in your neighborhood, here's what to do: 1). Mind your business

@teslayoda I am the WiFi

🚨🇬🇧King Charles has just announced that EVERYONE in the UK will soon get a DIGITAL ID! He declared his ministers will push ahead with the scheme to "modernise how citizens interact with public services". British Crown has turned against its own people!

Danhausen would like to wrestle NXT superstar up and comer Shawn Michael in the John Cena superstar classic invitational

"Keir, put the cat down and come out. It's over" starmer

Live Scenes at 10 Downing Street tonight as Keir Starmer gets the news.

"Keir, put the cat down and come out. It's over"

The very worst Prime Minister, of the very worst Government. Starmer has disgraced the office, and history will remember him as such. Resign.

IShowSpeed has officially ended his Caribbean tour by opening treasure chest filled with green apples in the middle of the ocean - 15 countries visited

All these years later and Peel P50’s are still being bullied on the road, wholesome to see. Remember; they have no reverse gear. Happy hunting. 😂

10 Downing Street tonight.