Dean Lipscombe

Everyone needs to watch comedian Karl Porter’s slow-mo goal celebration 😂 twitter.com/settingthetabl…

@ROSHTEINS Utd away at spurs NO CHANCE

This time I got it right

@oganyan_aram Yeah I'll take 10k to keep quiet also!

@marnie This look is 🔥

Channelling my inner Wednesday Adams ☠️

@PSMeems @uknowjoetoo @clownworld Coz it's complete and utter bullshit that's why 🤡

@uknowjoetoo @clownworld What’s you anti-mask argument? Why won’t you wear one?

@HKane Lifetime deal with sketchers! We know! The white ones did look pretty clean to be fair.

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@kvlmason There's practically 4-5 half decent National sides in the women's game. Like men's game 30 years ago! 11-0 spankings all over the place in qualifiers etc. and shame on you for the comparison between the two. You're no better than the rest of them!

When England men won the World Cup there were 16 teams in the tournament and they had never been banned from playing football. So yeah, you're right, should the women do it on Sunday, the scale of the achievement is not at all the same. It's far greater 👍

@RealJamesWoods But black life's matter 😬

@alice_tripp15 @sportbible It means ALOT more! Sorry to say but true!

@sportbible if it was the men they would have👀

🚨 Government confirms stance on extra bank holiday if England win Women's World Cup

@JB19090 @sportbible Coz it means ALOT more

@sportbible let’s be honest - they would if it was men

@NoContextBrits @NMBCo @Steve_N_Nelly

@itvfootball Woeful defending, and all keeper has to do is move her feet and it's not a goal. 😭

A moment of magic from one of the best players in the world 🪄 Take a bow, Sam Kerr 👏

@NoContextBrits Just take them all out and wake up to see what's been taken! Pretty straight forwards 🤣

Shut up and take my money.

@clownworld Black life's matter

@slayAbidesDOTL As a dealer the rudest experience I ever had from a “pro” player was her

@Alphafox78 Morning after the night before Phaal Curry💥

They still dont know why this house exploded yesterday in PA, what do you think?

@RealKidPoker @RadioAmanda To be fair a lot of women coat their fur with the nastiest of nasty

@RadioAmanda Dogs will be dogs It’s in their nature to coat their fur with the nastiest of nasty!

On another note, how can I stop the dogs from rolling on dead worms or anything else that smells rancid? It’s driving me insane.

@ICuRaRook @WynnLasVegas 10% but then I'm English!

How much would you tip?

@fesshole Atleast she loves you for the right reasons

Lost my virginity in freshers week. I was so drunk I couldn't cum. The girl I was with was so impressed with my stamina she kept with me despite the following few times I lasted minutes. So for the following few months I would get blackout drunk to shag. Now we're married

@MattWalshBlog They should cut her full stop! Clearly hates men

Disney is trying a really interesting marketing strategy where the star of the new Snow White spends a year before the movie’s release publicly talking about how much she despises Snow White