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Dawn Martin

@Dmart628

Katılım Temmuz 2019
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Dawn Martin
Dawn Martin@Dmart628·
Can anyone please tell me why all MD Lyft drivers play classical music. Pretty sure it’s prelude to my death.
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Alec Sulkin
Alec Sulkin@thesulk·
In my 20’s I was “single and ready to Pringle”.
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Dawn Martin
Dawn Martin@Dmart628·
@thesulk Well neither does masturbation complications.
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Alec Sulkin
Alec Sulkin@thesulk·
When people ask how I hurt my shoulder, I say “baseball”, because “reaching awkwardly for my phone on a bedside table” doesn’t quite have the same pop.
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“SmartLess”
“SmartLess”@SmartLess·
Who said it: "You know what I like to do for a reaction? I like to stare right into the makeup artist's eyes. When they're powdering me. It really freaks them out. No blinking just hard eye contact." A. Sean B. Jason C. Will
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“SmartLess”
“SmartLess”@SmartLess·
If you had to sum up your favorite #SmartLess episode with one GIF, what would it be? 👀
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Alec Sulkin
Alec Sulkin@thesulk·
Sean Connery: Who won the PGA? Me: Schauffele! Sean Connery: (whispers) Who won the PGA?
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Dawn Martin
Dawn Martin@Dmart628·
@thesulk Subject line: Literally Drowning, Metaphorically Speaking
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Alec Sulkin
Alec Sulkin@thesulk·
Finally watched Ordinary People. Could’ve been an email.
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Alec Sulkin
Alec Sulkin@thesulk·
My wife’s stories are like Grateful Dead songs. I literally applaud when she gets back to the point.
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Dawn Martin
Dawn Martin@Dmart628·
@iamsandrasayer @Matt_Pinner Nothing! Let it be a look out look point for inspiration. Stand there with coffeee, tea or water and get lost in your mind thinking of ideas for the day.
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Sandra Sayer 💜 Mystical Model
Sandra Sayer 💜 Mystical Model@iamsandrasayer·
@Matt_Pinner Hiya, well, speaking as an interior designer and avid reader, I would have it as a contemplation space. Add a small side table for a book to one side, a plant, a candle and a chair. They don't have to fit inside the nook, angle them in an edgy way and enjoy random moments. 🥰
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Funkatopia
Funkatopia@funkatopia·
38 Years Ago Today, @prince released Parade, the movie soundtrack to Under the Cherry Moon. What’s your favorite route track?
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Phil Martin
Phil Martin@PhilMar90428195·
Before movie cameras and projectors. C 1890s
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“SmartLess”
“SmartLess”@SmartLess·
Using GIFs, show us what you look like when you hear the @SmartLess theme song start 🤩
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Dawn Martin
Dawn Martin@Dmart628·
@thesulk I wonder if the doc will be listening to Classical music such as Beethoven’s “Last Movement” to help you exlax. I mean relax.
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Alec Sulkin
Alec Sulkin@thesulk·
Have my first colonoscopy on Monday. Thank God I went to prep stool.
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